Halloween
31 Thoughts That Haunt Halloween-Lovers All Year Round When It's NOT October
Because Halloween is clearly the superior holiday.
01 April 2019
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Morgan Essen
April is here and that means we are officially six months away from the best month of the whole year: October. It's not just the best because I was born in that month, but because it holds the best holiday of all time: Halloween. For those of us who love Halloween, the months leading up to October drag on. Here are 31 things Halloween lovers are thinking right about now.
1. Six more months until October
Giphy2. Is it too early to start decorating?
GiphyThe answer is no. Especially if you never took the decorations down in the first place.
5. Who wants to have a Halloween movie marathon?
Giphy6. 3 a.m. is the witching hour
Giphy8. Is it socially acceptable to wear my pumpkin sweater?
Pumpkin Dancing GIF - Find & Share on GIPHYGiphyYes the answer is yes.
9. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
Giphy10. Candy corn is gross but also an actual mood
Giphy11. So I'm thinking a Halloween-themed BBQ
Giphy13. Did you see that orb? I bet this place in haunted
Giphy15. Why are pumpkins not in season yet?
Giphy17. I need my halloween socks
Giphy19. Trying to stay calm when when October is 6-months away
Giphy21. Everyday is Halloween
Giphy22. On Wednesday, we wear black
Giphy23. Lets get spooky
Giphy24. Mess with me and I'll put a spell on you
Giphy25. Where's my broomstick?
Giphy27. Raise your hand if you ever felt victimized by people who start Christmas before Halloween
GiphyWe all know that one person.
28. The Halloween movie series is classic
Giphy30. How many days until Halloween again???
Giphy31. Halloween is cool
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There Needs To Be More Female World Cup Commentators, We Deserve Representation
It's 2018. This should not be the first time that women commentate a men's FIFA World Cup Match.
British journalist Vicki Sparks became the first woman to commentate a men's FIFA World Cup match for BBC.
She is not alone, former US Women's National Team midfielder Aly Wagner became the first female game analyst on American television when she commentated a World Cup Match for Fox Sports while German Claudia Neumann and Swede Hanna Marklund did the same in their respective countries.
However, all of these women were met with criticism from people who believe that women should not be commentating men's matches as well as patronization from men who believed they were clueless.
Former defender Jason Cundy was highly criticized by the media when he complained that women's voices as too "high-pitched" for soccer and that he "found it tough to listen." While former French national team player Patrice Evra was criticized for his misogyny and shock that Juventus forward Eniola Aluko understood basic concepts of soccer.
I believe that this blatant sexism is exactly the reasons that there need to be more women commentating men's soccer matches. Women are just as capable of understanding and analyzing soccer as men are, in fact, the commentary of Aly Wagner and her partner Derek Rae has been praised as "the tournament's best commentary."
As both a player and a fan, I have always felt like there is a connotation that men's soccer is, for some reason, better than women's soccer. Maybe it is that fact that nearly everywhere around the world, men's soccer receives more coverage and funding than women's. Maybe it is the fact that many women's soccer leagues are newer than the leagues of their male counterparts. Whatever the reason it needs to end. Especially in the United States, a nation that has seen its women's national team win three FIFA World Cups and four Olympics golds, while its men's team has failed to win one of either, yet fails to truly support women's soccer.
Aly Wagner was recently quoted as saying "I think it's really important to have men and young boys and teenagers…hear women's voices in the sports world on the level of analyst…as long as it's good analysis." I completely agree.
There need to more female commentators at all levels of soccer and other sports to show that, despite the vast gender inequality, women can work and succeed in the field of sports journalism. And the only way to get women accepted as sports commentators is to make it the new norm.