Student Life
21 Thoughts You Have When You Come Home From College
Dear part-time employers, HIRE STRUGGLING COLLEGE STUDENTS BECAUSE WE ARE POOR.
27 May 2019
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Gabby Sheets
Ever since I moved back home, three hours away from the university I have been attending for the past year, I have had a lot of... well, thoughts. It turns out that I have changed quite a bit. Now, this town that I never even thought twice about living in feels kinda weird. It feels like it is missing something, like an Insomnia Cookies storefront or my own personal thermostat that I am free to adjust to ICY COLD without any complaints from my parents.
College life is not the same as home life, and this is what I've been thinking as a result of this drastic difference...
1. Holy CRAP, I missed my dog!
2. Oh, the luxury of having a washer and dryer INSIDE your home.
3. I forgot what actual meals tasted like.
4. Wow, this town is like... really small.
5. Damn, I need a job.
6. Damn, no will hire me.
7. Oh my god, I am so bored because NO ONE WILL HIRE ME.
8. I forgot what it feels like to share a wall with my PARENTS.
9. Why don't residential towns have Insomnia Cookies???
10. I miss college.
11. I do NOT miss the college workload.
12. OH MY GOD WHY WILL NO ONE HIRE ME
13. I wish I still had control of the thermostat.
14. I hate unloading the dishwasher. I miss paper plates 24/7.
15. I miss my college friends.
16. It is SO GOOD to see my high school buddies though.
17. Oh, right... everyone I went to high school with lives here too... fantastic.
18. Woah, I do not miss high school.
19. The Wi-Fi works so much better when THOUSANDS of people aren't also using it.
20. I kinda just wanna sleep all summer... BUT NO.
21. It's good to be back :)
Moral of the story though is: PLEASE HIRE ME.
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