Syllabus Week At UMaine As Told By 'New Girl'
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Syllabus Week At UMaine As Told By 'New Girl'

It's totally okay that you went to OHOP before the bookstore.

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Syllabus Week At UMaine As Told By 'New Girl'
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Ah, it's that time again. Back in Orono for second semester.

How can you tell for sure?

1.You saw an unreal amount of people wipe out on campus.

2. You missed your first class of the semester.

3. You definitely went to OHOP before the bookstore.

4. You already skipped a class because of parking.

5. You forgot a writing utensil and notebook but you have a large coffee in hand.

6. Apparently you were supposed to have already reviewed the syllabus so you're just sitting in the middle of a full blown lecture like:

7. Traffic is ridiculous because everyone is actually trying to go to class.

8. You still haven't gotten your books.

9. You were one of the poor souls who fell on campus.

10. You caved and wore sweatpants within the first two days.

11. You came back to find that Yes on 4 increased wings at the Roost by 10 cents and you are outraged.

12. The Rec was so packed that you went home and got stressed over 8 assignments so you ordered takeout and started a new Netflix series instead.

Welcome back, everybody.

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