Stormtroopers across the galaxy breathed a sigh of relief this week when it was announced that there would be no further restrictions on Imperial gun control. This comes after a major investigation into stormtrooper violence that was conducted due to reports of an unnecessary amount of shots being fired into empty space.

"We did some pretty heavy research," reported the lead analyst in the case. "We surveyed everyone who had ever been shot at by any stormtrooper, and they all seemed fine. No wounds, nothing. It's really quite remarkable. In fact, I don't think we'll ever have a problem with them having laser guns and shooting at literally everything they see."

Though it is widely known that stormtroopers use their guns for evil, not for protection, the government has seemingly decided that there is no harm in letting the villainous group keep all of their weapons. This decision has been widely celebrated by stormtroopers all around the universe.

"This is a big day in stormtrooper history," said the group's lead spokesperson with a concealed smile. "We honestly didn't think the #MakeEvilGreatAgain thing would work, but it did! We were probably helped by #EvilLivesMatter and #ShootAtEveryone, but either way I'm just really proud of the guys who put in the effort we needed."

Upon hearing the news that they could keep their guns and continue shooting just as much as they had before, most of the stormtroopers tried to high-five each other, but they all missed.