8 Popular Spring Break Locations Described As Iconic SpongeBob Moments
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8 Popular Spring Break Locations Described As Iconic SpongeBob Moments

If nautical nonsense be something you wish, look no further.

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8 Popular Spring Break Locations Described As Iconic SpongeBob Moments
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It's finally Spring Break season! Beaches are now overflowing with belligerent college students from across the nation. While some things remain the same from place to place, ie. white girls shouting "shot-o-clock!!" , shirtless "bros" flexing while gushing about Crossfit, and poorly made fake ID's... Every location has a unique vibe and reputation that adds to the charm of its respective culture.

As a meme connoisseur and beach enthusiast, it only made sense to describe some of 2018's hottest Spring Break locations with the most relatable show of the millennial generation. Be prepared to say "wut in vacation" as your favorite childhood characters accurately illustrate the debauchery of "SPRANG BREAK".

1. Gulf Shores, AL

Any beach in Alabama is going to have some level of redneckery to face. Gulf Shores is no different. You WILL bump into the frat boys that swear by living off Natty Light and off-brand Cheetos.

2. Orlando, FL

Orlando means Disney World. Disney World means Glove World. Sure, Orlando doesn't make for the most "lit" Spring Break, but if nostalgia and clean fun is what you have in mind, you're in the right place.

3. Miami, FL

I think we can all agree that Miami is flooded with insanely ripped, frighteningly attractive people. Larry is "that guy" and I am honestly just not ready to feel like Spongebob struggling to lift his marshmallow dumbells.

4. Panama City Beach, FL

PCB is WILD. Patrick living his best life in fishnet stockings pretty much sums up the debauchery of this location. Only a GIF this iconic can match that of PCB.

5. Cancun, Mexico

Does anyone ACTUALLY remember anything that happened in Cancun...didn't thinks so? With a legal drinking age of 18, it is especially easy to look like Spongebob and Patrick in the Goofy Goober Bar.

6. Myrtle Beach, SC

I am thoroughly convinced that people only go to Myrtle Beach to get a sticker/cup/shirt/magnet/EVERYTHING with the iconic palm tree and crescent moon logo (don't pretend like you haven't seen it). The Shell City Marine Gifts and Sundries has the same tourist nature of this family-friendly spring break location.

7. Chattanooga, TN

Does Chattanooga have other attractions aside from bars and trains? SO. MANY. TRAINS. Trains that go up hills, trains that take you through town, trains that take you BACK DOWN THE HILL... Wait, who is ACTUALLY spending their spring break here???

8. Destin, FL

Destin, FL is THE retirement spot. Senior citizens are squaring up BIG TIME. You have been warned, sweaty old men will be in abundance. Nonetheless, it is still a classic spring break spot that college kids can't seem to get enough of.

Comment your go-to vacay location... or in the words of the iconic DJ Khaled "send me your location."


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