Last week I put out a list of songs that have rendered me persona non grata with my friends' aux cords. It doesn't stop there; I have a long history of playing complete trash, apparently. I listed ten more.
1. R.A.E.D - I've come along way
This guy's an independent rapper from Melbourne, Australia. His beats are sick and his rhymes are more erudite and brazenly self-aggrandizing than most of Camus' work. I don't get why people hate him.
2. Will.i.am - Entertainment Tonight Theme
Just a nice little less-than-a-minute slice of harmless pop music by the guy that wrote (?) "I Gotta Feeling." It's catchy and he looks like he's having a great time. Nothing wrong here.
3. Juggalosmoker100 - US JUGGALOS
The next time you hear someone shit-talk Juggalos, show them this to change their mind.
4. Hugo Montenegro - I Dream of Jeannie theme
Anyone that doesn't appreciate 60's sitcom kitsch, fuck you. This song is joyous.
5. Arcade Fire - Chemistry
I don't know when or why Arcade Fire decided to transition from critical-favorite indie pop to "electro swing steampunk Moulin Rouge," but the result blows Funeral and Neon Bible out of the water.
6. Matty B - Juicy
Better than the original by miles.
7. Angelo Garcia - Bidi bidi bom bom
One can only hope the former members of One Direction go on to have adult careers as great as that of former Menudo member Angelo Garcia.
8. Brutal Truth - Collateral Damage
The direct antithesis to Sleep's Dopesmoker.
9. Hunnid-P - A Ghost’s Pumpkin Soup
One of the most significant tracks from the Golden Age of Sonic the Hedgehog-Centric Hip-hop (2001-2001). "Spooky up in here, it's crazy in here / We still gon' keep it goin', I'm Knuckles."
10. Beat Happening - Our Secret
Lead singer Calvin Johnson's pipes are richer and more powerful than those of Joy Division's Ian Curtis; the rest of the band's instrumentation is more musically inclined than that of even The Shaggs.