Welcome to Pisces season everyone, the second most emotional month of the year (behind cancer season). Not only is it Pisces season but mercury will be in retrograde for the entire month of March! It's a dangerous time, it's an emotional, high strung and sensitive time. So for all of my fellow non-Pisces out there, have some music to help us all get through.

Aries - "Two Beers In" by Free Throw

I know you guys are angry but now you're sad and angry so you need a good song to scream to and I couldn't think of anything better than this.

Taurus - "Hazey" by Glass Animals

A calm and earthy song for the more superior of the earth signs (yeah, that's right). You guys will be just fine.

Gemini - "Seven Wonder" by Fleetwood Mac

You guys are so lucky that you have Stevie Nicks in your group. So enjoy some good old fleetwood mac, because y'all have taken some shade for too long and not all of you are bad (just most of you ;)

Cancer - "Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy" by Queen

The only ones more emotional than Pisces, you already feel this energy all the time so I thought you deserved something happy to maybe lift up your poor sad spirits. Sucks to say it because every Pisces excuse is "at least I'm not a cancer"

Leo - "Love Yourself" by Justin Bieber

This pisces season will be good for you because y'all need to calm down with your cockiness. Not everything is about you, be there for your Pisces friends for a little bit.

Virgo - "Upgrade U" by Beyonce

Y'all got Beyonce cause I know you won't let this Pisces shit bring you down. Your bringing that realism and screaming "stop crying!" at everyone and moving on.

Libra - "Eastside" by Benny Blanco, Halsey and Khalid

You guys are emotional too but in a cool way, so you get a cool song. We love you Libras for making sure all of our photos are instagramable.

Scorpio - "R U Mine" by Arctic Monkeys

Also a water sign but they never show it with your hotheadedness and greed. Love you though I know you got emotions, I'm a real sucker for a good Scorpio. You keep doing you and you'll get through this season just fine, maybe.

Sagittarius - "Best Friend" by Rex Orange County

The most superior sign of the Zodiac! My sag sisters get this wonderful tune all about emotional manipulation because I'm sure we've all broken the heart of a water sign a time or two. It's cool they just can't tame us.

Capricorn - "Yes I'm Changing" by Tame Impala

The happy medium between our lovely Taurus friends and our Virgo bitches. A little sad, but also keeping a tough face and moving on. Going through some changes, live your best life Caps.

Aquarius - "NASA" by Ariana Grande

The worst (if you ask me), the ones that would hurt a Pisces so bad that they would never love again all because you said you needed some space for a night. Not all Aquarius' are bad, but you are to the water signs. Try to be nice and stay away from them.

Pisces

I know y'all gotta live your life like this all the time and that sucks, so to make you feel better you guys can have a whole playlist to cry to this month. But let me say that the most Pisces songs ever are "Ocean eyes" by Billie Eilish, "imagine" by Ariana Grande and "Somewhere only we know" by Keane.

https://open.spotify.com/user/1246451492/playlist/3AVe88kov605sgV8iTHa8r?si=qLr2U4A7R9WZgp4En7Tw0A

I wish everyone a very nice, safe and hopefully not too sad Pisces season. Try not to make any rash decisions but once Aries season gets here you'll regret it.

Have fun and don't burn your nose on tissues.