Doctors everywhere love them...citizens fear them...fruits are here to stay! But before you just start putting fruit into your vegetable salad, make sure that you know what really is in your fridge.

1. Avocado

Millenials really do ruin everything, even so-called vegetables like the avocado.Thank the round seed inside, which classifies avocados as fruit. Which just makes you think...where can we buy some avocado jelly? If we can have peanut butter and grape jelly sandwiches, why not peanut butter and avocado jelly sandwiches?

2. Cucumber

Cucumbers are slimy and a disgrace to all fruits. They don't deserve to be fruits.

3. Tomato

Have you ever had a nice glass of orange juice with your breakfast? Try a nice, cold glass of some slimy, nutritious tomato juice! It's twice as healthy and tastes ten times worse!

4. Kumquat

It's an apple...it's an orange...it's a kumquat! These taste just like oval-shaped oranges. Who knew that shapes taste different?

5. Pineapple

Even though this fruit has the word "apple," a well known fruit, in its name, most people still think it is a type of pine tree. Next time somebody asks you to name a fruit, make sure to include "pineapple" on that list!

6. Jicama

Sometimes, you just don't know what is going on. Yes, jicama is a fruit. But I believe it should be classified as a tuber, along with the potato, as you can put it in soup. Obviously, this is why "tomato" rhymes with "potato"...perhaps we should rename this fruit as "jotato," just to complete the soup trio.