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If Texas Universities Were Described By Famous Vines

"When there's too much drama at school, all you gotta do is walk away-ay-ay" — insightful girl on Vine

Madison Krystyniak

Mar 25, 2018

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If Texas Universities Were Described By Famous Vines

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If you’re a relevant member of society, then I’m sure you’re all too familiar with the greatest accomplishment of this generation: Vine. I quote Vines all the time and constantly annoy my friends who have no idea what I’m talking about. They usually just look at me like I’m crazy, especially when I say things like, "mother trucker, dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick." On the other hand, I’ve never bonded more with people than whenever they quote vine right along with me and we end up crying from laughing so hard.

So, I thought I’d provide some entertainment by compiling a list of Texas schools described through the ever-poetic world of Vine. Please enjoy!

(Warning: some of these have strong language and I am in no way trying to be offensive towards anyone, sic 'em always though)

1. Texas A&M University

Yeah, let's just say I hope your vet didn't go here...

2. Texas Tech University

Who really goes to Tech for their great education? Bring on the country boys!

3. University of Texas at Austin

Keep Austin weird, right? UT kids do their part, at least.

4. Texas State University

"We're not a party school," yeah okay, Vanessa, and I'm the Queen of Sheba.

5. Tarleton State University

No explanation necessary...

6. University of North Texas

They don't call it a liberal ARTs school for no reason.

7. University of Houston

Too soon? #Houstonstrong

8. Baylor University

Party on Saturday, pray on Sunday — right, fellow bears?

9. Texas Christian University

Well, the "C" has to stand for something... (p.s. a horned frog is a stupid mascot and y'all are the worst, okay bye).

10. Southern Methodist University

"If you ain't talkin' money..." then I guess you're not a student at SMU.

11. Rice University

We get it, you were valedictorian in high school, Kevin.

12. Austin Community College

Community college is a financially smart decision.

13. University of Texas at Dallas

You know your school is cool when you don't even have a football team.

14. University of Texas at El Paso

I have no comment...

15. Southwestern University

Yeah, you haven't heard of it either.

16. Abilene Christian University

Honestly, what other kinds of girls go to school here?

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If Texas Universities Were Described By Famous Vines

"When there's too much drama at school, all you gotta do is walk away-ay-ay" — insightful girl on Vine

1. Texas A&M University

2. Texas Tech University

3. University of Texas at Austin

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5. Tarleton State University

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