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Being Single On Valentine's Day, According To The Dunder Mifflin Scranton Branch

"I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat." - Pam Halpert

Dulce Romero

Feb 07, 2018

Kennesaw State University

Being Single On Valentine's Day, According To The Dunder Mifflin Scranton Branch

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Valentine's Day is just around the corner.

Every year, once a year, coupes all around the world get the chance to show off just how in love they are. Someone like me, who has never had a boyfriend or valentine sees this as just another regular day.

So, if you're like me, and are going to be single this Valentine's Day, here is basically what OUR day will be like, as told by The Office.

1. Waking up in the morning and realizing what day it is

Oh shit, that's today.

2. Trying to make plans what your friends but then you realize they will all be out on dates

It's fine, I'm fine, everything is FINE.

3. Walking into a store to get discounted chocolate

I am not ashamed at all. A deal is a deal!

4. Having dinner by yourself in a nice restaurant because the only person you need to love is yourself

#TreatYourself

5. Not being able to go anywhere without seeing couples kissing or hugging

Really!? Right here, right now!?

6. Turning Valentine's Day into a "Treat Yourself Day" because who needs men anyways?

Because who better to spend my money on then myself?

7. Throwing a party for you and your single friends

LADIES, LET'S GET IT!

8. Hiding out in your room all day cuddled up with your dog, The Notebook, and a glass of wine

Netflix has never let me down.

9. Realizing just how special you are and you are probably too good for these men anyways

I AM AN INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN!

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Being Single On Valentine's Day, According To The Dunder Mifflin Scranton Branch

"I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat." - Pam Halpert

1. Waking up in the morning and realizing what day it is

2. Trying to make plans what your friends but then you realize they will all be out on dates

3. Walking into a store to get discounted chocolate

4. Having dinner by yourself in a nice restaurant because the only person you need to love is yourself

5. Not being able to go anywhere without seeing couples kissing or hugging

6. Turning Valentine's Day into a "Treat Yourself Day" because who needs men anyways?

7. Throwing a party for you and your single friends

8. Hiding out in your room all day cuddled up with your dog, The Notebook, and a glass of wine

9. Realizing just how special you are and you are probably too good for these men anyways

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Knowing any swimsuit that you own with white in it is best left for the pool or the ocean.

The momentary fear for your life as you get launched from the tube.

You're able to go to the restaurants by the water wearing minimal clothing.

Having unexpected problems with your boat.

Having a name for your boat unique to you and your life.

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2. Princess Bride

3. Office Space

4. Sixteen Candles

5. Ferris Bueller's Day Off

6. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

7. ​Absolutely Anything (Robin William's Last Movie)​

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19. E.T. Extra Terrestrial

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22. Gone With the Wind

23. Harry Potter (All of them)

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28. It’s a Wonderful Life

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