Yeah, I get it, a lot of people think astrology is bogus and horoscopes are BS and it's just a bunch of generic sentences that could apply to anyone. But you'd be lying to yourself if you never saw a description of your sign as a tree or type of toothpaste and thought "that's me." But, hey, you clicked on this article so you are just as bad as the rest of us. Come on, you want to know what Urban Dictionary entry you are.

1. Aries

2. Taurus

3. Gemini

4. Cancer

5. Leo

6. Virgo

7. Libra

8. Scorpio

9. Sagittarius

10. Capricorn

11. Aquarius

12. Pisces