7 Ways To Deal With A Trump Supporter

7 Ways To Deal With A Trump Supporter

Unofficial guide on how to handle your run-of-the-mill Trump fanatic
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The worst has arrived, America. Donald Trump is the presumptive Presidential nominee for the Republican Party and that means millions of Democrats (and even some level-headed Republicans) will have to learn how to cope with an army of angry, overly-tanned Trump supporters. Luckily, there are a few simple tricks when it comes to dealing with those simple-minded dicks.

1. Avoid at all costs anyone wearing a "Make America Great Again" baseball hat.

The hat wearing crowd are most definitely the type of Trump supporters who would rather work through difficult ideological political questions with their fists rather than with their brains, so avoid the red baseball cap the way Donald Trump avoids women over the age of 26.

2. Do not mention trigger words like "experience" or "decorum."

Trump fans do not believe in actual experienced lawmakers being president, nor do they believe in presidents representing the United States of America in a positive light. They do believe, however, that the all day breakfast at McDonald's is evidence of divine intervention.

3. When speaking with a Trump supporter, stand up as straight as possible (straight as a border wall perhaps).

If you can convince a Trump supporter that you might be a segment of the legendary border wall Overlord Trump will build to protect the Stars and Stripes from the "rapists" coming from Mexico, they may just break out into organized and disturbing chants.

4. If a Trump supporter brings up politics, try to forget everything your grandmother has taught you about manners to level the playing field.

Trump supporters are a feisty bunch. If you find yourself locked in conversation with a Trumpist (trendy nickname for Trump supporters) be sure to disregard all civilized rules of polite society as to not intimidate and scare the Trumpist away before you spit the truth about Trump's hefty fortune.

5. If r when a Trump supporter fangirls over Trump's honesty and business success, politely direct them to this video produced by John Oliver.

Not only will it give you around 21 minutes of peace and quiet to reflect on the lowest lows of the radicalized conservative right, but it may also give the Trump supporter some pause before they buy anymore pro-Trump bumper stickers for their cars.

6. When encountering Trump fans wearing any articles of clothing with Trump's face on it, be sure to apply extra sunscreen to avoid the glare from his clementine tan.

While earlier researchers believed the rays shooting from Trump's tastefully tanned face were only dangerous if seen in the flesh, recently scientists have said that the damage can be projected through tacky T-shirts and other Trump related iconography.

7. When encountering a Trump fan, always be sure to remind them that Trump isn't running for "Worst Hairpiece" or "Expression That Most Adequately Portrays The Evils of American Society."

The man is running for president of the United States. Maybe, if we can spread the word that the Miss America Pageant doesn't actually affect American politics, the Trumpists of the world might remember that they are supporting a reality show joker and con man as a legitimate Presidential candidate.

There is always danger when dealing with a Trump supporter, but hopefully these seven helpful tricks can spare you a few agonizing conversations.

The US is a country founded on free speech which means that even if we do not like listening to the garbage spill out of the mouths of Trump and his minions, we do not have the legal right to actually punch them in the face. Thus, by using these simple tricks you can survive your interactions with Trump supporters this election year.

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This Is How Your Same-Sex Marriage Affects Me As A Catholic Woman

I hear you over there, Bible Bob.
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It won't.

Wait, what?

I promise you did read that right. Not what you were expecting me to say, right? Who another person decides to marry will never in any way affect my own marriage whatsoever. Unless they try to marry the person that I want to, then we might have a few problems.

As a kid, I was raised, baptized, and confirmed into an old school Irish Catholic church in the middle of a small, midwestern town.

Not exactly a place that most people would consider to be very liberal or open-minded. Despite this I was taught to love and accept others as a child, to not cast judgment because the only person fit to judge was God. I learned this from my Grandpa, a man whose love of others was only rivaled by his love of sweets and spoiling his grandkids.

While I learned this at an early age, not everyone else in my hometown — or even within my own church — seemed to get the memo. When same-sex marriage was finally legalized country-wide, I cried tears of joy for some of my closest friends who happen to be members of the LGBTQ community.

I was happy while others I knew were disgusted and even enraged.

"That's not what it says in the bible! Marriage is between a man and a woman!"

"God made Adam and Eve for a reason! Man shall not lie with another man as he would a woman!"

"Homosexuality is a sin! It's bad enough that they're all going to hell, now we're letting them marry?"

Alright, Bible Bob, we get it, you don't agree with same-sex relationships. Honestly, that's not the issue. One of our civil liberties as United States citizens is the freedom of religion. If you believe your religion doesn't support homosexuality that's OK.

What isn't OK is thinking that your religious beliefs should dictate others lives.

What isn't OK is using your religion or your beliefs to take away rights from those who chose to live their life differently than you.

Some members of my church are still convinced that their marriage now means less because people are free to marry whoever they want to. Honestly, I wish I was kidding. Tell me again, Brenda how exactly do Steve and Jason's marriage affect yours and Tom's?

It doesn't. Really, it doesn't affect you at all.

Unless Tom suddenly starts having an affair with Steve their marriage has zero effect on you. You never know Brenda, you and Jason might become best friends by the end of the divorce. (And in that case, Brenda and Tom both need to go to church considering the bible also teaches against adultery and divorce.)

I'll say it one more time for the people in the back: same-sex marriage does not affect you even if you or your religion does not support it. If you don't agree with same-sex marriage then do not marry someone of the same sex. Really, it's a simple concept.

It amazes me that I still actually have to discuss this with some people in 2017. And it amazes me that people use God as a reason to hinder the lives of others.

As a proud young Catholic woman, I wholeheartedly support the LGBTQ community with my entire being.

My God taught me to not hold hate so close to my heart. He told me not to judge and to accept others with open arms. My God taught me to love and I hope yours teaches you the same.

Disclaimer - This article in no way is meant to be an insult to the Bible or religion or the LGBTQ community.

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Who Boko Haram Is, And Why YOU Should Care

The terrorist group you don't read about in the headlines.
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Who is Boko Haram?

Boko Haram is a terrorist group which has been steadily taking over the country of Nigeria for the past several years. It has killed more people than terrorist groups such as ISIS (from 2010 to 2016 Boko Haram killed 29,360 people compared to ISIS killing 18,070.)

As a radical terrorist group, Boko Haram categorizes itself as “Muslim” but follows ideals starkly different than any religious laws Islam prescribes. They disregard “Western ideals” such as women’s rights, education, and voting. They target civilians, especially women and children, and were responsible for the kidnapping of the 300 schoolgirls in 2014.

Why should you care?

If they are allowed to take control of the entire country, inflicting terror and destruction in the process, they might expand outside of Nigeria, and potentially take over other African countries. At the rate they are growing, there may be little hope for the nation’s future. Nigeria has been fighting Boko Haram since 2002 and has been unable to defeat them. Clearly, the Nigerian military needs significant help in order to achieve this goal.

In February, the United States sent a dozen troops to Nigeria to train soldiers, and in a recent phone call with the Nigerian President, President Trump promised to reopen negotiations on the sale of attack planes to Nigeria, which are valued at around $600 million. However, this sale has been criticized as an empty gesture by the US to put down criticism that the US hasn’t done enough to fight Boko Haram, by people like Matthew Page a former State Department expert on Nigeria.

It’s appalling and unbelievable that this situation has gone on for 16 years with no end in sight and no solution for the problems that Nigeria faces against Boko Haram. Few people know who Boko Haram is, or that they are taking over an entire country. The scale of the problem in Nigeria is not consistent to the degree of which it is reported on. Why?

The answer to this question is the lack of focus on issues that matter by the mainstream media. The media largely controls the world’s knowledge of pressing issues. They have the liberty of not publishing stories about nations being overthrown but publishing stories about the Kardashians instead.

The fact that the mainstream media has enough power to contribute to mass amounts of people not knowing about such an important topic in the world is distressing, because if the media has control over the news of Boko Haram not being spread, what else do they have control over and are we not aware of?

Two important questions we have to ask are, why is this issue not being covered to the degree that it should be, and what other global issues are not being solved because of the lack of knowledge people have on these topics?

There may not be a way to force the powerful nations of the world into doing more than enforcing economic sanctions in Nigeria and withholding weapons from them, but there is a way to control the knowledge of the people.

People fighter global issues they are most passionate every day: religious freedom, the rights of women, racism, the basic human rights of people across the world. What would happen if the number of people that knew about Boko Haram doubled, or trip? How many people would stand up and say something, do something, to change this problem? What would powerful leaders of the world see this change and this movement, not just surrounding Boko Haram but other global issues, and decide to use their power to fight for these causes?

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