Senioritis: noun. A crippling disease that strikes high school seniors. Symptoms include laziness, an over-excessive wearing of track pants, old athletic shirts, sweatpants, athletic shorts, and sweatshirts. Also features a lack of studying, repeated absences, and a generally dismissive attitude. The only known cure is a phenomenon known as Graduation.

Nick Miller, the epicenter of all of the greatest memes and gifs known to mankind. A lot of people claim that Nick Miller is their "spirit animal" but they are mistaken. If senioritis were a person, its one and only "spirit animal" would be the great Mr. Nick Miller.

Senioritis is at its worst when a senior either in high school and especially in college are only three weeks from graduation. They are at their final assignments, they have calculated how many times they can possibly slack off and still graduate. And they are preparing to either move out of their dorms or apartments and they absolutely HATE the question, "What are you going to do next?"

Nick Miller, the antagonist of the show, New Girl, is known for his moonwalking out of every awkward situation and his profuse sweating when he is asked to keep a secret. And as I said before, he is the king of gifs. So let's look into Senioritis as told by its spirit animal, Nick Miller.

1. Senioritis has absolutely no desire to care anymore.

2. Senioritis means having just enough conviction to possibly care about something.

3. Senioritis means a lot of staring into space.

4. With that comes a lot of talking to yourself contemplating every life decision you have made.

5. Senioritis also contemplates every life decision you haven't even made yet.

6. Senioritis likes to create unrealistic scenarios in your mind about the end of the world when you should be doing your homework.

7. Senioritis doesn't want responsibilities but also doesn't want to fail.

8. Senioritis gets distracted easily.

9. In place of scheduling work and homework and moving and graduating, Senioritis is planning what exactly they will do in order to survive the zombie apocalypse.

10. Senioritis likes to spend money that it doesn't have because why not?

11. Senioritis doesn't have enough energy to panic about not only what's on the agenda but also about graduating and entering the big world outside of the grade books and participation points.

Senioritis is writing this article instead of doing their homework...