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To The Girls Who Wish They Had Big Boobs, You Shouldn't Envy Us

Enjoy sleeping on your stomach with your cute toothpaste-free bralettes.

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To The Girls Who Wish They Had Big Boobs, You Shouldn't Envy Us
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Most people want to have big boobs. People think that big boobs are a good thing to have. However, anyone with big boobs will tell you that is not true. Big boobs are such a pain to have to deal with.

1. The constant back pain.

With big boobs, comes back pain. The weight of your boobs not only will throw you off balance but also cause your back to ache almost all of the time.

2. You can’t sleep on your stomach.

When your back hurts from your boobs being too big, all you want to do is lie down. You won't be laying on your stomach though.

Big boobs make it impossible to sleep on your stomach because it is very uncomfortable for your boobs to be squished down and all your weight on top of them.

3. They are always in your face.

When you are laying down or bending over, your boobs are right in your face. You have to try and push them down so that you can see. Oh, and good luck ever wanting to see your feet when you look down.

4. You can’t find bras.

Victoria’s Secret Semi-Annual $9.99 sale? Good luck finding a bra that is in your size. Not many people are 32DDD so they are never there. When you do actually find a bra your size, you will definitely be paying more than $9.99.

5. Wearing two sports bras is the normal.

If you want to attempt to control the big boobs, wearing two sports bras is a good idea. Two bras help to keep them down and controlled.

6. Running and stairs are never fun.

If you think you can go running or go downstairs with big boobs, you're wrong. It is impossible to run or go downstairs without your boobs bouncing, hitting you in the face, or hurting.

7. You will always wind up finding food.

When you realize you can’t run, you eat. When you eat, there is definitely going to be food that falls down and lands on your boobs.

You will without a doubt find food in your bra when you take it off at the end of the day. At least you don't make a mess in your kitchen, eating.

8. Toothpaste is not your friend.

Of course, you want to have good dental hygiene. However, when you spit your toothpaste after brushing, it is probably going to end up on your shirt. Your boobs just get in the way and the toothpaste lands on them instead of in the sink.

9. It is near to impossible to find swimsuits that actually fit.

IT IS SO HARD TO FIND SWIMSUITS! Finding swimsuits might possibly be the most annoying thing in the world. There is never enough material to cover your boobs or give them support.

10. They are not fashionable.

Big boobs make fashion hard. You can’t wear bralettes. It just can’t happen. Your boobs will not cooperate with them at all. Wearing a button-down shirt is also not an option because your boobs pop the buttons open.

If you want to be able to wear cute clothes without looking like you're trying to show everything off, don't have big boobs.

Once you have big boobs, you will wish you had smaller ones so that you do not have to deal with ten annoying struggles every day. Enjoy sleeping on your stomach with your cute toothpaste-free bralettes.

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