If I ran the zoo,
Ran it truly, ran it new
Everyone would know what to do
The keepers would be kind
It’d be a unique zoological find
There’d be only dreams on everyone’s mind
The penguins and antelopes
Would have nothing to fear,
For sea lions & jaguars,
Would be only their peers
The monkeys would jive,
The meerkats would thrive
No need to only survive
It’s a great animal truce!
If I ran the zoo,
I’d know what to do
When pandas aren’t coping,
the sloths are lost moping,
Giraffe kids eloping.
If I ran the zoo,
I’d give them bamboo,
Party hats, Kazoos
And Pre-Cana
I’d stop the invasions,
Create fun occasions
For the Big Cats to learn something new
What would you do,
If you ran the Zoo?