1. Why do you sleep all day and then get hyper and playful in the middle of the night?
You sleep for the entire day and choose the nighttime to run around the room and keep me awake?
2. Do you realize that when you play fight, your bites and scratches actually hurt?
You may be getting too excited and want to play with me, but sometimes you forget that you play a little aggressively.
3. Why do you sleep on my bed and clothes when I bought you your own bed?
I try my best to keep you off my freshly ironed clothes, but as soon as I walk back into my room, I see that you picked that spot out of all other places to sit.
4. Do you actually like your cat food (because I’ve tried it, and it’s terrible)?
Yes, it's strange that I tasted cat food, but why do you get so excited over it? It doesn't taste great...
5. Why are you always knocking things over and pushing things off of my desk?
It's like you want to annoy and inconvenience me.
6. Why do you ignore me and not let me pet you sometimes, but still follow me around?
When I try petting you, you walk away, but if I leave my room to get something, I turn around to see you right behind me.
7. What is it about other cats that makes it so hard for you to get along with them?
Even when you saw a stray cat on the other side of the window, you started hissing and hitting the glass. C'mon, they're not so bad!
8. Do you really hate me, or do you just love glaring at me and running away from me sometimes?
I just want your love, but you don't let me touch you sometimes.
9. Do you really love me, or do you just tolerate me so you could sleep on my bed?
Whenever you end up being nice to me, I have a weird suspicion at the back of my mind that you want something from me.
I love you so much, and I would do anything for you because you mean the world to me.