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30 Questions That Every Millennial Has Googled Incognito

"Why does everyone hate Nickelback?"

Noor Lone
Jul 18, 2017
The State University of New York at Stony Brook
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30 Questions That Every Millennial Has Googled Incognito
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If you've ever been too embarrassed to ask your mom, your friends, or your doctor your odd questions, you've probably taken them to the Internet. But most of those questions should never be able to see the light of day. Here are the 30 weird questions that you may have switched to incognito for.

1. Why is my poop green?

The God of all Google questions.

2. Why am I so...

3. Do I have to shower after going in the pool?

4. Why do I lose so much hair?

5. What is the Epcot ball supposed to be?

6. What does "finsta" mean?

7. Why do boys wear basketball shorts...

...when their butts would look mighty fine in regular pants?

8. Why am I always...

9. Are airport scanners safe?

10. Why does everyone hate Nickelback?

11. WHY IS "BOLOGNA" SPELT LIKE THAT?

12. Why is there a Bible in my hotel bedside table?

Do I need to cleanse myself of sin and fill my heart with the joy of the Lord before I enjoy my vacation?

13. Why is Pepe the frog a symbol for Nazis and the alt-right?

14. How do I write a cover letter?

15. How do I do my taxes?

16. Why do I have...

17. Is petroleum jelly made from oil or is oil made from petroleum jelly?

18. Why is there no socially acceptable equivalent of lingerie for men?

19. Do you like Messi?

(For all my K-Drama fans out there.)

20. What does "fake news" mean?

21. What does "covfefe" mean?

22. What does "covfefe" mean (in Arabic)?

23. Why is Comic Sans bad?

24. WHY ARE BANANAS FRUITS IF THEY DON'T HAVE SEEDS?

25. Am I pregnant if...

26. How do I unlock Mario Kart Wii characters?

27. What does the smirking emoji mean on Snapchat?

28. Why is American Idol coming back?

29. How long can I leave sushi in the fridge...

...before I get food poisoning?

30. Why don't cereal companies put small toys in their boxes anymore?

Because this was a GENIUS marketing tactic.

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