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Pumpkin Spice Oreos Are My Fall Lifeblood

I mean, who doesn't love Oreos?

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Pumpkin Spice Oreos Are My Fall Lifeblood
Molly Vore

It's every Basic White Girl's favorite time of year : FALL!

Do you know what that means? Pumpkin Spice EVERYTHING!

I saw that eye roll. Don't judge the Pumpkin Spice. I don't understand what the big deal is with someone loving a certain food/flavor. Why all the hate? But, I digress.

That includes lattes, coffee creamers, puddings, cookies, peeps, and even hotdogs and condoms*?! #ummmwhat


Yeah, I'll admit, they may have gone a little too far with those last two....

But, the most important of all the Pumpkin Spice Products, in my personal opinion, is the seemingly Target Exclusive: The Pumpkin Spice Oreo.

I mean, who doesn't love Oreos? They are, in fact, "Milk's Favorite Cookie"!

Not to mention, they have come out with a plethora of new flavors over the past few years. It began with the Uh-Oh Oreo and branched off from there. Now we have been exposed to PB&J Oreos, Mint Oreos, Golden Oreos, and Peppermint Oreos at Christmastime, just to name a few.

PSOs popped onto my radar about two years ago in 2015, and oh man, what a Fall that was! And I have never looked back. It's not Fall without my PSL and PSO.

"But, why," you ask? "What makes this cookie THE BEST of all the new Oreo Flavors?"

Well, I'm here to tell you.

They're the perfect mix of sweet and savory, just like a pumpkin pie, except crunchy. They have the perfect amount of savory "Stuf" to the sweet golden cookie layers. There's no need for Double Stuf when you've already found the perfect ratio, you know.

PSO's, as I affectionately call them, go great with a glass of milk (be it from an animal or plant) or a glass of spiced autumnal wine while you watch movies like Hocus Pocus, or Nightmare Before Christmas as well as all the best of the horror genre!

So, please, anyone who loves Fall, pick up a package and try them out. See the light! Be reborn!



*Okay, okay, Pumpkin Spice Condoms don't really exist. That was a joke.

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