Spring break is over for many of us, and with it, our hopes and dreams. As the new quarter begins, many of us sit in our classes thinking back to the things that we could have done in that week of freedom, perversion, and debauchery (please see this video). Here's a list 14 things that you wish you did, but didn't do over spring break:
1. Make a pilgrimage to Mecca
Isn't it so grand and beautiful. Regardless of race or religion, everyone needs to go to Mecca at some point in their life.
2. Reenact the entirety of National Treasure 2
So tender. So mild. So #Nicolas.
3. Return to Mount Rushmore because you forgot your socks.
Not again.
4. Drink a 12 pack of Sierra Mist in 96-108 hours.
The thirst is real.
5. Watch the entire first season of Hogan's Heroes.
I believe that my father does this daily. When shall I win his approval?
6. Play video games with the ghost that resides in your dorm room (Balthazar).
Look here for tips, tricks, and walkthroughs!
7. Rehearse and perfect all the solos in your range from Handel's The Messiah.
You'll get a solo one of these years, probably...
8. Hide your Justin Trudeau stash from Mom.
No mom, there's nothing in there. Get off my laptop. *shifty eyes*
9. Edit/remake the Harry Potter films to be more like the books.
10. Register to vote.
Basic Requirements
To vote in a federal election in the United States, potential voters must meet certain requirements. No matter which state you live in, you are eligible to vote if:
- You are a U.S. citizen.
- You meet your state’s residency requirements.
- You are 18 years old. Some states allow 17-year-olds to vote in primaries and/or register to vote if they will be 18 before the general election.
- Check your state’s Voter Registration Age Requirements.
Voter Registration Deadlines
Some states require you to register at least 30 days prior to the election, while a few allow you to register on Election Day itself.
Primaries and Caucuses
- Find your state’s voter registration deadline for the Presidential Primary elections.
- Caucuses are run by the state’s political parties, not by the state election office. If your state holds presidential caucuses rather than primaries, contact your state election office or the political party of your choice for complete information on participating, including voter registration requirements.
General Election
- Find out your state's Voter Registration Deadline for the General Election.
Additional Requirements by State
Many states have additional requirements, such as specific types of identification that you must show at your voting site before being allowed to vote.
- Visit your State Election Office website to learn about ID requirements and other information.
Election Assistance Commission Resources
You can also visit the Election Assistance Commission (EAC) interactive map with voter information by state.
- Select your state to learn whether it offers online voter registration.
The EAC also maintains the National Mail Voter Registration Form. The form contains voter registration rules and regulations for each state and territory.
The EAC’s voter resources page provides a quick checklist to help ensure you meet your state’s voting requirements and have a seamless experience on Election Day.
(content from USA.gov)
11. Go back in time to that train station in Madrid to ensure your conception.
*shiftier eyes*
12. Go further back in time to prevent the death of James Dean.
He must be protected at all costs.
13. Get jiggy.
14. Go to Red Lobster after performing the required acts to obtain free entry.
