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Why Pizza Is Better Than A Relationship

It's always hot and ready

Olivia Frontiero
Apr 11, 2016
Bridgewater State University
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Why Pizza Is Better Than A Relationship
John's Incredible Pizza

I am constantly having an inner debate when it comes to things that I want. Do I want a boyfriend or do I want pizza? Pizza usually wins. This cheesy goodness is something that was sent from the gods to satisfy our greasy, cheesy needs. Pizza is forever going to be better than a significant other because there is so much that is provided by pizza.

1. You can eat pizza

I'm not positive, but isn't eating your significant other cannibalism?

2. Pizza will never cheat on you

Pizza doesn't care about how many pounds you put on or how many calories you've eaten that day. Pizza love you for you, and you'll never have to change for it.

4. It always delivers...

Pizza will always hold up it's end of the bargain. You'll never have to worry about being unsatisfied because pizza will always deliver when you need it to.

5. Pizza is quiet and respectful

You'll never have to worry about fighting with pizza because it keeps quiet and is respectful of your decisions.

6. Your parents already approve

There is nothing more uncomfortable than cheesy pick-up lines or worse...a guy covered in cheese.

8. You can dress it how you want

You'll never have to dress to impress when it comes to pizza because they're are so many different options when it comes to dressings.

9. It's cultured

Pizza has seen so many places because it's all over the world.

10. Pizza doesn't play hard to get

You'll never have to chase pizza because it can be delivered right to your door.

11. Pizza is pizza

Your significant other isn't pizza, as much as you want them to be that won't change.

Pizza is there for all the good times and the bad times. It is something that you can always count on to make you happy. You can depend on pizza to make you happy and keep you satisfied. It's less painful being in love with pizza than being in love with a person because there is a smaller chance of getting your heart broken. The only heartbreaking thing about pizza is when you finish it, but you can easily order more. That isn't something you can do with people or significant others. Instead of falling in love with people we should all just fall in love with pizza.

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