19 Phrases I Say To My Pups On A Daily Basis
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19 Phrases I Say To My Pups On A Daily Basis

1.) Judah, get out of the trashcan. 18.) WHY ARE YOU STILL IN THE TRASHCAN?

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19 Phrases I Say To My Pups On A Daily Basis
Kady Cooley

I'm obsessed with my dogs.

I never thought in a million years I would ever be *that* dog mom, but I am and I am proud.

Every night my husband and I sit in bed cuddling our boys and talking about how great life is with them. You wouldn't believe that I was completely against having them in the first place judging by the way that I look at them daily. It literally is almost as if they came from me.

With that said, they also drive me absolutely insane. They're one year old boys who have nothing but energy. I find myself constantly repeating the same things over and over to them like a broken record. Here's a brief list of those things:

1. Judah, get out of the trashcan.

2. Becker, I love you but I don't want to make out with you.

3. Get out of the freaking trashcan!

4. Stop trying to get food off of the counter.

5. Please stop trying to put your tongue in my mouth.

6. GET OUT OF THE TRASHCAN NOW.

7. Come up Becker, you're always invited.

8. Judah! Stop shopping for things around the apartment.

9. No, you literally just went outside you don't need to go again.

10. I just gave you water. You don't need anymore right now because you'll be right back at the door in five seconds.

11. Judah, come!

12. Stop fighting so rough.

13. How did you get that?!

14. In the trashcan, again?! GET OUT.

15. Get your head out of the fridge.

16. Stop licking our clean dishes.

17. Becker, you're smaller than your brother and somehow managing to take up the most room in the bed, why?

18. WHY ARE YOU STILL IN THE TRASHCAN?!

19. Judah, Becker, come get cuddles and love us!

My dogs are incredible. No matter how many times I yell at Judah to get out of the trashcan or make Becker stop licking me so intensely, my love for them literally has no boundaries. They're truly the most amazing and lovable creatures and God made them just for us.

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