We all have different types of friends and know different types of people. So why not relate the differences using a comparison we can all understand-food. Below, four types of people as told through four varieties of food.
1. Chocolate Bar
These are the sweetest types of people, no question. Caring, warm, and always there for you, this person is all sugar and no spice. And, just like chocolate-which I think I can assume we all turn to in our time of need (that's not just me, right?) this person is especially helpful and comforting when you're feeling down. Though chocolate may not always seem like the food or snack that carries the most "wow" factor-and this person may not be the wildest or loudest personality, the sweetness on both sides more than makes up for anything else you could possibly complain about.
2. Pizza-With Any Sort of (unusual) Topping
Just like a pizza with any sort of topping-and especially the more unusual or controversial ones like pineapple or even baked ziti-this person is bold, confident, and not afraid to let the world know it. This kind of person has no hesitations when it comes to either standing out-or standing up for what they believe in. Because of this quality, they are good to have on your side, and if you ever go with them to any store, you definitely do not have to worry about getting cut in line or ripped off because they will be more than happy to call someone out on any perceived act of wrong doing. Also, this person probably does/did debate team at some point.
3. Ice Cream
Cool, calm, and collected is the best way to describe this person. Just like ice cream's cool, smooth exterior, this person knows how to keep their cool and remain level headed even when it comes to situations that would leave other people a runny, melted mess. This is the kind of person you want advice from, but also the person who just makes you wonder how they do it all. You know that if you ever needed to plan say, a bar mitzvah or wedding in just one day, you would immediately whip out your cellphone and call this person. The crazy part is that the person would actually take care of things without even breaking a sweat.
4. French Fries
French fries, everyone's favorite version of the potato, reflect the adaptability and easy-going attitude of this person. You can take your pick of curly, waffle, shoestring, crinkle-cut, spicy, or sweet potato fries, and then choose amongst ketchup, barbecue sauce, cheese, and many more sauces/toppings. Similarly, this person is just as flexible and can adapt to many types of situations and take on any number of diverse roles. This is not someone who will say no to an adventure, as they are up for anything and will try everything once.
So there you have it, the four main types of people according to your favorite foods. The bottom line is that no matter the food, at least any of the above four certainly taste pretty good. Just be careful before you go and call someone a "french fry" out of the blue.
