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10 Guy Celebrities Pennywise Could Lure College Girls Down Sewer With

I'm packing my bags as you read this.

Sloane Abalos
Oct 01, 2017
Marquette University
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10 Guy Celebrities Pennywise Could Lure College Girls Down Sewer With
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I know, I know, another "I'd Go Down the Sewer with Pennywise for blah blah blah."

BUT, this one is relatable because these boys I'm about to name snatch the hearts right out of our chests. Humor me and let's swoon together.

Pennywise, take notes.

1. The one and only Chris Pine.

Cha-Ching is right. Chris, you are a SNACK. All Pennywise has to do is show me Chris Pine's toe and I'm packing up and moving down in the sewer forever.

2. Beautiful Chase Crawford.

Gossip Girl gave him to us and we have never forgotten. I'll scurry down that sewer faster than Speedy Gonzalez.

3. Speaking of Gossip Girl... Chuck Bass.

Yes, I hated him too at the beginning. But let's just appreciate this flawless face carved by the Lord himself. Amen. Here I come, Pennywise, don't wait up.

4. Moving on to another show star: Dylan O'Brien.

Teen Wolf is full of beautiful people but this boy is so cute!! Just look at his face!! It's cuter in the daylight, but dark sewer light will have to do.

5. My first true love: Leonardo DiCaprio.

This is not a smoking ad. Don't smoke. This man is gorgeous AND he's an environmental activist. What more could you ask for? He's been in cold, dark water before, so why should the sewer water be any different? I'm coming too, Leo.

6. Zac Efron. Of course.

Love a man who can dance. And sing. Also play basketball. And is an Olympic-swimmer-turned-lifeguard. *Hear hear* Maybe he'll beat Pennywise up so we can be free and then maybe get married and grow old together.

7. Hugh Jackman.

C'mon I know you secretly love him too. Pennywise, you ain't got nothing on this man's talons. Talons? I'm going with it.

8. Harry. Styles.

Not Zayn. Harry. An angel on this earth that I am willing to risk Pennywise for. If it was Zayn, I would look the other way and keep on walking.

9. Jack Gilinsky.

Remember this guy?? From vine? Look him up on Instagram. Bam. Love at first sight. I'd follow him anywhere, sewer or no sewer (I'm not being dramatic).

10. Pennywise himself.

Pennywise, how YOU doin'? I thought that was you down there.

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