I frequently troll the internet for the best captions to use on Instagram because, despite me writing a lot, I'm a very uncreative person when it comes to making captions. My friends and I have a group chat specifically dedicated to captioning pictures and if you tell me you've never asked your friends for caption help, you're lying.
Usually, I like using a song lyric as a caption because they seem to just *get* me, you know? But whenever I look for good Panic! At the Disco lyrics to use for captions, I come up short. Too short. Sure there are articles giving me 20 lyrics, but I want to look through every song Panic! has and see what lyrics are the best for my Insta.
So I took the liberty of going through every Panic! song from every album to extract some viable captions for selfies, group shots, bae pictures, and beyond. Was this a waste of time? Probably. Was this fun to do? Oh yes. Here are some of the best Panic! lyrics to use for captions:
1. "We're still so young, desperate for attention." ~ "The Only Difference Between Suicide and Martyrdom is Press Coverage"
2. "Take it a day at a time." ~ "Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks"
3. "I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it" ~ "There's a Good Reason These Tables are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of it Yet"
4. "Feelin' so good just the way that we do when it's 9 in the afternoon. "~ "Nine in the Afternoon"
5. "Things are shaping up to be pretty odd." ~ "That Green Gentleman"
6. "Take a chance, take your shoes off, dance in the rain." ~ "I Have Friends in Holy Spaces"
7. "All was golden when the day met the night." ~ "When the Day Met the Night"
8. "When I look in her eyes, I just see the sky." ~ "She Had the World"
9. "Throwing a line out to sea to see if I can catch a dream." ~ "She Had the World"
10. "Let the sun rain down on me." ~ "The Ballad of Mona Lisa"
11. "You'll dance to anything!" ~ "Hurricane"
12. "Should've known right from the start you can't predict the end." ~ "Memories"
13. "It was always you." ~ "Always"
14. "She lives in her world so unaware." ~ "Sarah Smiles"
15. "Truth be told, I never was yours." ~ "This is Gospel"
16. "But they haven't seen the best of us yet." ~ "This is Gospel"
17. "We're lost in a dream now." ~ "Vegas Lights"
18. "Do it one more time." ~ "Vegas Lights"
19. "You never could control me." ~ "Far Too Young to Die"
20. "All my friends, we're glorious." ~ "Victorious"
21. "Livin' like a washed-up celebrity." ~ "Victorious"
22. "Don't threaten me with a good time." ~ "Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time"
23. "I make these high heels work" ~ "Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time"
24. "I'm not as think as you drunk I am." ~ "Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time"
25. "A moment you'll never remember and a night you'll never forget!" ~Hallelujah
26. "I'm sitting pretty in my brand new scars." ~Hallelujah
27. "A lifetime of laughter." ~ "Death of a Bachelor"
28. "Just another LA Devotee." ~ "LA Devotee"
29. "All the memories that we make will never change." ~ "Golden Days"
30. "Oh it's Saturday Night!" ~ "Say Amen (Saturday Night)"
31. "I pray for the wicked on the weekend." ~ "Say Amen (Saturday Night)"
32. "Everything's coming up aces." ~ "Hey Look Ma, I Made It"
33. "Hey look Ma, I made it!" ~ "Hey Look Ma, I Made It"
34. "If it's a dream, don't wake me." ~ "Hey Look Ma, I Made It"
35. "Had to have high hopes for a living." ~ "High Hopes"
36. "Didn't have a dime, but I always had a vision." ~ "High Hopes"
37. "This is my roarin' twenties!" ~ "Roarin' Twenties"
38. "Every weekend with your friends." ~ "One Of the Drunks"
39. "Seventeen so gone." ~ "Old Fashioned"
40. "Remember your youth in all that you do." ~ "Old Fashioned"
41. "They were the best of times." ~ "Old Fashioned"
42. "Oh the power of LA." ~ "Dying in LA"
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