Dear Cat Haters,

Hello. I see you. Over there, petting a dog, talking about how cats are simply a piece of sh*t. And yeah, that dog may be happy and nice to see you, and yeah, that dog might come to you whenever you call its name, and yeah, that dog won't scratch your eyes out if you pet its stomach. Dogs are great, okay? But that doesn't mean cats just automatically suck. There is room to like both animals in this world, and I am living proof of that.

My name is Jaryn Stewart and I love cats. I'm not afraid to admit it. I also love dogs. And bunnies. And birds. I even dig me some lizards and amphibians. If you're going to choose a pet to hate, hate that poisonous spider in some eight year old's bedroom, not my little kitties. They are offended, especially because they are more awesome than anybody will ever acknowledge.

Cats may be a little spicy, but I swear, they have the emotional capacity of humans, and are able to feel a wide spectrum of emotions. Cats aren't just mean--yes, they can have their bad days, just like we humans do, but they can also be sweet as hell. Some cats are nice, some are sour, but a few bad grapes shouldn't affect the way we see a whole species. If you've ever had a cat, you would know that it is able to give you so much love that you sometimes don't know what to do. But you cat-haters refuse to acknowledge that a complex creature can be just as amazing as a creature who takes shits on the street that you legally have to clean up after.

Let's go there. Let's talk about poop. Yea. That's right. That dog has the biggest shits in the world, and you have to clean it up every. single. time. Meanwhile, my delicate little kitty takes a poop in the litter box, covers it up for me, and then I dig for some gold. Yes, I still have to pick up poop, but it's nowhere near as traumatic as cleaning up after a dog. Plus, my kitty gets to have a private moment and go to the bathroom, offending no one. Meanwhile, your dog is making direct eye contact with me during its bowel movement and shitting right on the sidewalk in front of my apartment. How am I supposed to go to bed at night with that knowledge?

Let's also talk about how DANG BEAUTIFUL CATS ARE. They are so freakin' MAJESTIC.

Look at this cat running!

And this little mister with his mustache!

AND LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGENIC AS HELL PUSSYCAT!!!

Try to tell me they're not beautiful. You have a stone cold heart and no aesthetic value if you do.

And, finally, let's talk about that whole "but cats are major bitches!" movement that has been happening for centuries. First of all, rude. Second of all, cats are not bitches. They are just independent and intelligent and do what they want without apology, which in our culture can come off as mean. In reality, they just aren't subservient. This doesn't make them any less lovable though-- you should see the way my cat Lily follows me around the apartment and brings me treats at night. Yes, she may get a little hissy here and there, but she has such a deep love for me that cannot, and should not, be denied.

If you hate cats, it's probably because you've never had your own.Cats and their owners have such a unique bond that cannot be found with most cats and strangers. But that shouldn't be judged! Like, are you nice to random people on the subway who get all up in your grill and want to touch you? No, and that's how most cats feel when strangers come at them. Dogs be searching for validation and attention from everyone and anyone. Cats only crave it from the specific people they love.

Cat lovers aren't crazy--cat haters are just close-minded. Open up your heart a little this holiday season and just like cats. They are cute as heck and very similar to us, so why harbor all those bad feelings? Let's put an end to this cat hate once and for all.

Mic drop.