I was cleaning out my computer a while ago, when I found a story I wrote for school a few years back. If you guys remember the old book "If you give a mouse a cookie," then you'll understand this. Before deleting this off my hard drive forever, I thought I might share it with you guys.
So, here's "If you give Shakespeare a word."
If you Shakespeare a word, then he’ll probably try to find a word to go with it
If Shakespeare finds a word to go with the word you gave him, then he’ll try to form a poem.
If Shakespeare forms a poem, then he’ll read it aloud to you.
If he reads it aloud to you, then he’ll probably ask you for some water.
If he asks you for some water, then Shakespeare might spill it on his pants.
If Shakespeare spills his water on his pants, then he will ask you for a new pair of pants.
If he asks you for a new pair of pants, then he might like the style.
If he likes the style, then he’ll ask for you to go shopping with him to pick out more pants.
If he goes shopping, then he’ll get hungry.
If he gets hungry, then he’ll take you to get lunch.
If he takes you for lunch, then Shakespeare will eat spinach pasta and milk.
If Shakespeare eats spinach pasta and milk, then he’ll get a milk mustache and spinach in his teeth.
If he gets a milk mustache and spinach in his teeth, then he’ll ask to go to the bathroom.
If Shakespeare asks to go to the bathroom, then he’ll slip and fall from the water.
If Shakespeare slips and falls from the water in the bathroom, then you’ll have to take him to the hospital.
If you take Shakespeare to the hospital, then he’ll think of another poem to write.
