It's safe to say that "Jersey Shore" will always remain relevant one way or another when it comes to pop culture. It's even safer to say that it's what the people want. The cast definitely had no idea how much they'd shake up reality television as a whole, but I guarantee you there's no way they'll voluntarily put an end to the chaos despite being over that phase of life— No judgment here.
Aside from the show-made catchphrases, all "Jersey Shore" fans are familiar with the little key thing that led to blackouts, hookups, and tons of drama. Just like the shirt before the shirt, there was a drink before the drinks to pregame to called Ron Ron Juice.
Kick off your Jerzday inspired kind of night with the official ingredients to having a good time, the true blast in a glass:
Ingredients:
- Vodka
- Seedless watermelon
- Cranberry juice
- Marchiano cherries (de-pitted)
- Blueberries (optional)
- Jäger (optional)
- Ice
- Blender
Directions:
1. Cut one pound of seedless watermelon and place in blender.
We don't need anyone choking on seeds before blacking out, lesbihonest.
2. Pour in 12 ounces of cranberry juice.
Give or take, do you.
3. Add jar (10 ounces) of de-pitted Marchiano cherries.
Cherries are very strong in taste, so it's up to you how willing you are to have red teeth in your selfies.
4. Pour 50% of your 750 ml bottle of vodka into the blender with your fruit.
OK— that might seem steep, but sometimes you just need to put your big boy and big girl pants on to get wastey-pants.
5. If you want the alternative Ron Ron Juice, add however many blueberries and Jäger as you desire.
If you aren't too concerned about your antioxidant intake for the night, I recommend sticking to the original ingredients.
6. Add ice and blend until you feel it's ready.
*insert Ronnie laugh*
