Ode to Sloth
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Ode to Sloth

An ode to my spirit animal

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Ode to Sloth
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Oh sloth

how I envy you

not a care in the world you give

What a wonderful life

you must live

Unrestrained from the reign of anxiety

without the added need of drunken stupor

nor the warmth of stoned slumber

Like you

I care not for the fast-paced life

I’d much rather graze in a tree

while sipping Kratom tea

much how you nibble

on Eucalyptus leaves

What a treat

don’t play dumb with me

we both know

you and I

that you also

like to get high…

in the trees that is,

we’re certainly no strangers

to pleading the Fifth

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