1. Driving slowly makes you want to pull your hair out

2. Especially when you're stuck behind a slow driver in the left lane

3. You're always late

4. When the person in front of you don't use their blinker (even tho you don't use yours)

5. Your horn is your trusty steed

6. You check the opposite lane while stuck in traffic to see if it moves faster

7. The left lane is for NASCAR wanna-be's (like yourself)

8. Speed Limit: 65. 70 is good

9. You get mad if someone tailgates you

10. But you tend to tailgate other drivers if they are going too slow

11. You've used the excuse, "the light was yellow" multiple times

12. But when the light catches you and it holds for a long time, you get frustrated

13. The "California Roll" is done at every stop sign

14. But you only do the "California Roll" if there is not an officer around

15. When a parent rides with you, they hold on for their life

16. No matter what someone says, you know you're a good driver

17. Because we all know you wouldn't have a license if you weren't