10 Thoughts Your College Dorm Night Desk Assistant Has

As a freshmen dorm night desk assistant, you see some wild things. Half of the time, you wish you could just pretend you didn't see anything at all. I have compiled a short list of 10 things I wish I could say, but never do.

1. What is SHE wearing? 

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2. Where are your pants at? 

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3. Girl, are you okay? 

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4. PLEASE don't make me call UPD

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5. Please be quiet I am trying to do homework 

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6. Y'all are too young to be getting this lit 

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7. Do freshmen even have brains? 

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8. You smell like a skunk 

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9. What are you doing out at 5AM?

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10. Please make smart choices 

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