As a freshmen dorm night desk assistant, you see some wild things. Half of the time, you wish you could just pretend you didn't see anything at all. I have compiled a short list of 10 things I wish I could say, but never do.
1. What is SHE wearing?
2. Where are your pants at?
3. Girl, are you okay?
4. PLEASE don't make me call UPD
5. Please be quiet I am trying to do homework
6. Y'all are too young to be getting this lit
7. Do freshmen even have brains?
8. You smell like a skunk
9. What are you doing out at 5AM?
10. Please make smart choices
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