21 Nick Miller Quotes That Perfectly Describe Being In Quarantine
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21 Nick Miller Quotes That Perfectly Describe Being In Quarantine

He has a way with words.

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21 Nick Miller Quotes That Perfectly Describe Being In Quarantine
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Somehow Nick Miller always knows how to describe any situation.

1. "Yeah, sure. I'm not doing anything today."

2. "Fantasy and nightmare colliding."

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3. "Don't share stuff."

4. Nick: "Schmidt, I have to ask you a favor. It's about my clothes."

Schmidt: "Burn them! Burn them all!"

5. "I have decided to give up on women and put all of that energy into tomatoes."

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6. "He lost five pounds, he gained confidence with women, and he saw the movie 'Multiplicity' 25 times."

7. "Guys, we've gone soft! With our antibiotics and our sports creams!"

8. "So I have good news from the doctor — you don't have rabies. You have giardia, and something called "Legionnaires Disease."

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9. "I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack, and I haven't arranged for anyone to clear my browser history. I wasn't building a bomb, I was just curious."

10. "Drinking to forget? That's my sweet spot!"

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11. "Trust me, I'm wearing frozen underpants right now and I feel amazing."

12. "It's perfectly fine to watch TV all day"

13. "First order of business, we eat their food."

14. "I'd give you a hug, but my shirt smells pretty weird today."

15. "I'm not gonna get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65% beer."

16. "I want magic, is that so bad?"

17. "Life sucks! And then it gets better, and then it sucks again."

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18. "I need to eat my way out of a sandwich house."

19. "I hate doors!"

20. "Naw, it's resort jail, and it's not so bad. They let me watch 'Ugly Betty.'"

21. "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? No, a summer's day is not a bitch!"

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