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21 Nick Miller Quotes That Perfectly Describe Being In Quarantine

He has a way with words.

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21 Nick Miller Quotes That Perfectly Describe Being In Quarantine
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Somehow Nick Miller always knows how to describe any situation.

1. "Yeah, sure. I'm not doing anything today."

2. "Fantasy and nightmare colliding."

3. "Don't share stuff."

4. Nick: "Schmidt, I have to ask you a favor. It's about my clothes."

Schmidt: "Burn them! Burn them all!"

5. "I have decided to give up on women and put all of that energy into tomatoes."

6. "He lost five pounds, he gained confidence with women, and he saw the movie 'Multiplicity' 25 times."

7. "Guys, we've gone soft! With our antibiotics and our sports creams!"

8. "So I have good news from the doctor — you don't have rabies. You have giardia, and something called "Legionnaires Disease."

9. "I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack, and I haven't arranged for anyone to clear my browser history. I wasn't building a bomb, I was just curious."

10. "Drinking to forget? That's my sweet spot!"

11. "Trust me, I'm wearing frozen underpants right now and I feel amazing."

12. "It's perfectly fine to watch TV all day"

13. "First order of business, we eat their food."

14. "I'd give you a hug, but my shirt smells pretty weird today."

15. "I'm not gonna get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65% beer."

16. "I want magic, is that so bad?"

17. "Life sucks! And then it gets better, and then it sucks again."

18. "I need to eat my way out of a sandwich house."

19. "I hate doors!"

20. "Naw, it's resort jail, and it's not so bad. They let me watch 'Ugly Betty.'"

21. "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? No, a summer's day is not a bitch!"

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