Somehow Nick Miller always knows how to describe any situation.
1. "Yeah, sure. I'm not doing anything today."
2. "Fantasy and nightmare colliding."
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3. "Don't share stuff."
4. Nick: "Schmidt, I have to ask you a favor. It's about my clothes."
Schmidt: "Burn them! Burn them all!"
5. "I have decided to give up on women and put all of that energy into tomatoes."
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6. "He lost five pounds, he gained confidence with women, and he saw the movie 'Multiplicity' 25 times."
7. "Guys, we've gone soft! With our antibiotics and our sports creams!"
8. "So I have good news from the doctor — you don't have rabies. You have giardia, and something called "Legionnaires Disease."
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9. "I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack, and I haven't arranged for anyone to clear my browser history. I wasn't building a bomb, I was just curious."
10. "Drinking to forget? That's my sweet spot!"
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11. "Trust me, I'm wearing frozen underpants right now and I feel amazing."
12. "It's perfectly fine to watch TV all day"
13. "First order of business, we eat their food."
14. "I'd give you a hug, but my shirt smells pretty weird today."
15. "I'm not gonna get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65% beer."
16. "I want magic, is that so bad?"
17. "Life sucks! And then it gets better, and then it sucks again."
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