Greatest city in the world? Give me a break. The "land of opportunity?" God, where are y'all from, Texas? Apparently, according to my good friend Alicia, if you can make it in "the city that never sleeps," you can make it anywhere. I, on the contrary, am not buying it.
Just kidding, New York City actually sucks a** (or does it?), and here are some of the reasons why:
1. It's not pretty at all. See?
2. People definitely don't appreciate a classic, melt in your mouth margarita pizza.
3. Hamilton is not currently making $1.9 million per week in ticket sales (it also didn't win 11 Tony Awards).
4. The Statue of Liberty is certainly not an iconic historical site displaying our country's independence.
5. Sorry, what? Who's Derek Jeter? I don't think people know who "The Great Bambino" is.
6. Outfit of the days are just so not chic. No one would ever wear this!
The greatest city in the world? Please!
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