Why would anyone want to adopt a pitbull? I mean they're terrifying, right? I don't know how I convinced my mom to let me adopt a pit-mix.
Disclaimer: Pitbulls are wonderful dogs and this is meant as a parody. Everyone should adopt a pittie, they're amazing.
1. They're ferocious. I mean look how scary this one's teeth are!
2. God only knows what they might do to a baby
3. They're not family dogs
No definitely not.
4. They bite.
Wow. I'm so scared.
5. And they definitely can't be around other animals
Those poor chicks :(
6. They're untrainable
7. They have too much energy
Let this one speak for itself.....
8. You can't pet them
9. They're too serious
Yes. Very serious.
10. They could never make good pets
(Her name is Inara.)