My Nickname For All 45 Presidents

So you don't like the current President we have right now? Not to worry, because at least we can look back and remember the forty-four men who preceded him.

What's that? You can only remember seven of those previous forty-four? Well we can fix that.

Rather than try and memorize every President and their accomplishments in chronological order, I took the liberty in making things easier by attaching a nickname or phrase that basically sums up the legacy of each one.

Love him or hate him, you'll at least remember him. Here are the nicknames and phrases given to all 45 U.S. Presidents:

1. George Washington (1789-1797)

Here Comes The General!

2. John Adams (1797-1801)

Paul Giamatti

3. Thomas Jefferson (1801-1809)

What'd I Miss?

4. James Madison (1809-1817)

Wrote 29 Federalist Essays. Hamilton Wrote 51.

5. James Monroe (1817-1825)

NOT Alexander Hamilton

6. John Quincy Adams (1825-1829)

John Quincy W. Bush

7. Andrew Jackson (1829-1837)

Harriet Tubman

8. Martin Van Buren (1837-1841)

The Van Buren Boys

9. William Henry Harrison (1841)

1 Month Wonder

10. John Tyler (1841-1845)

Why You Should Pick Your Vice President Wisely

11. James K. Polk (1845-1849)

Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide

12. Zachary Taylor (1849-1850)

The Whig Party

13. Millard Fillmore (1850-1853)

What the heck was the Whig Party?

14. Franklin Pierce (1853-1857)

Author John Green’s Least Favorite POTUS

15. James Buchanan (1857-1861)

The Jerk Before Lincoln

16. Abraham Lincoln (1861-1865)

The G.O.A.T.

17. Andrew Johnson (1865-1869)

The Jerk After Lincoln

18. Ulysses S. Grant (1869-1877)

Here Comes The General! Part II

19. Rutherford B. Hayes (1877-1881)

Jim Crow

20. James A. Garfield (1881)

Shot!

21. Chester Arthur (1881-1885)

Should’ve kept Frederick Trump in Germany

22. Grover Cleveland (1885-1889)

Not the Baseball Player

23. Benjamin Harrison (1889-1893)

NOT Benjamin Franklin

24. Grover Cleveland (1893-1897)

Yes he became President Again

25. William McKinley (1897-1901)

Shot in Buffalo

26. Theodore Roosevelt (1901-1909)

Most Losses in the Washington Nationals Track Race

27. William Howard Taft (1909-1913)

Bathtub, Duh

28. Woodrow Wilson (1913-1921)

Miss Krabappel’s Pen Pal

29. Warren G. Harding (1921-1923)

Had a Lovechild

30. Calvin Coolidge (1923-1929)

President Introvert

31. Herbert Hoover (1929-1933)

CRASH!

32. Franklin D. Roosevelt (1933-1945)

Badass in a Wheelchair

33. Harry S. Truman (1945-1953)

The Bomb

34. Dwight D. Eisenhower (1953-1961)

Here Comes the General! Part III

35. John F. Kennedy (1961-1963)

Like James Dean, Gone Too Soon

36. Lyndon B. Johnson (1963-1969)

President Oxymoron (Southern Democrat)

37. Richard Nixon (1969-1974)

President Futurama

38. Gerald Ford (1974-1977)

The Only Eagle Scout To Be President

39. Jimmy Carter (1977-1981)

The One You Forgot Was Still Alive

40. Ronald Reagan (1981-1989)

Who Conservatives Think Trump Is

41. George Bush (1989-1993)

Bush The Elder

42. Bill Clinton (1993-2001)

Spoiler Alert: His Wife Loses

43. George W. Bush (2001-2009)

Ok, Now I miss you!

44. Barack Obama (2009-2017)

Taken For Granted

45. Donald Trump (2017- )

Don’t Even Ask