“Cheerio!” or “tea with the queen” may sum up England to a lot of people who have never had the pleasure of visiting. Moving to the United States was difficult in the sense that a biscuit and a rubber do not hold the same meaning as they do in Great Britain. There are just a few adjustments my 13-year-old self should’ve been aware of before living “The American Dream." These are just a couple of things I would’ve discussed with her:
1. Your portions will be about three times the size of what you are used to.
No, that Panera Bread salad really is a regular size. Should you split it with your family? No, take it home and save it for tomorrow! And yes, that really is all under $10, even with tax! Enjoy the giant plates of food because you will appreciate it when you’re a broke college student, I swear!
2. People drive on the right side of the road.
You are going to take driver’s education and you will accidentally drive on the left side. Don’t worry about your score, just blame it on being British. Also, petrol will now be called gas and the boot is now the trunk.
3. You cannot (legally) drink until you are 21.
The drinking age is a lot higher in this part of the world, I know... and your best friend will post Snapchats of her first shot at a club as you are sipping juice. But just remember, your liver will thank you later!
4. High school is nothing like the musical.
I bet a lot of American do not understand that people in other parts of the world think "High School Musical" is actually reality. Do not let that deep wish of yours get the better of you. You won’t be able to burst into song while eating your packed lunch. Every day will not be as perfect as prom or the movies. Sad to say your fantasy of a real-life Troy does not fall into your arms but expensive school dances, AP classes, and endless essays will.
5. The tax will be added to the end of your shopping purchases.
Certain states in America add the tax to the total when you go up to the register. So those Birkenstocks you’re going to try and buy? Not going to happen; you will be $10 short because of the TAX.
6. Coffee is a BIG deal.
Welcome to the wonderful world of venti, quad shot, white chocolate mochas! Bloody hell... Americans love their coffee and your perfect cup of tea will be hard to find. Thankfully, you will fall in love with these calorie-filled drinks and it will get you through every finals week to come!
7. Your classmates will make you say stereotypical British phrases.
“Crumpets,” and “Harry Potter,” are just some of the few words your peers will ask you to say! This will never go away, and I cannot emphasize that enough. I know in England the American accent is not “awed” over like the English one is here, but just keep in mind you will make friends because of this! Oh, and your new nickname will be Crumpets!
8. 'Football' will now be known as 'soccer.'
When you sign up for a sport in PE, please write down soccer and not football! You will get the shock of your life when a brown, oval ball is thrown at your face. Oh, and on another note... “Go Seahawks!"
9. Overall, you will love your life 4,000 miles away.
I know you miss England. The fish and chips and the roast dinners, but you will find a special place in your heart for the oversized, delicious food and "The Bachelor." You will find a best friend who sticks by your side, learn American slang, and get into a wonderful university! But never forget how to make Yorkshire puddings, okay?
