What Percentage Of You Is Made Up Of Michael Scott?

Are you 100% Michael, or nothing like him at all?

Aug 06, 2018

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What Percentage Of You Is Made Up Of Michael Scott?

Michael Scott is hands down the funniest leading male in a comedy series ever, don't @ me! Even though he's completely cringe-y most of the time, he has a good heart and is freaking hilarious to watch (thanks Steve Carell!). Now it's time to decide, once and for all, how much you're like Michael Scott. Just add up all the percents that describe you, and add them together at the end for your total score!

5% if you're the boss of a company (or just the leader of your friend group, since that's more attainable)

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Even if you bought the "World's Best Boss" mug for yourself.

10% if you're always in an awkward situation (most likely one you created)

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I'm talking offering a bunch of kids college tuition and then still going to their school and sitting through their amazingly choreographed dance all the while knowing you don't have the money to pay for even one student's tuition and can only offer them batteries instead - awkward.

5% if you have a weird sense of humor

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Especially if it includes poorly thought out, recurring characters- I'm looking at you, Michael Klump.

5% if that sense of humor has, or still does, include "that's what she said" jokes

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You know Michael Scott would still be making this joke in 2018.

3% if you hate someone named Toby

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The Toby's of the world don't deserve this.

12% if you love (or have used) paper

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This one's pretty much a freebie.

15% if you work, or have worked, in an office

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You can honestly relate better than anyone.

10% if you know someone with the same name as a character from the office

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Michael, Dwight, Jim, Pam. Angela, Kevin, Oscar, Stanley, Phyllis, Andy, Creed, Meredith, Kelly, Toby, Ryan, Gabe, Jan, Holly, David Wallace, Todd Packer, LITERALLY ANYONE!

15% if you have ever dated someone named Holly

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Brownie points if you guys did Yoda impressions, too.

20% if you love your job

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Because nobody loves their job more than Michael Scott. Okay, maybe Dwight Schrute, but that's another quiz for another day...

So, what percent Michael Scott are you?

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What Percentage Of You Is Made Up Of Michael Scott?

Are you 100% Michael, or nothing like him at all?

5% if you're the boss of a company (or just the leader of your friend group, since that's more attainable)

10% if you're always in an awkward situation (most likely one you created)

5% if you have a weird sense of humor

5% if that sense of humor has, or still does, include "that's what she said" jokes

3% if you hate someone named Toby

12% if you love (or have used) paper

15% if you work, or have worked, in an office

10% if you know someone with the same name as a character from the office

15% if you have ever dated someone named Holly

20% if you love your job

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This is just a quick response to a post I saw that basically shamed other people for how they choose to deal with their mental health.

Hozier is not just an amazing singer, but also an incredible songwriter.

1. "The only heaven I'll be sent to is when I'm alone with you."

2. "Would things be easier if there was a right way? Honey, there is no right way."

3. "No better version I could pretend to be tonight."

4. Babe, there's something so lonesome about you, something so wholesome about you."

5. "And I couldn't whisper when you needed it shouted."

6. "All you have is your fire and the place you need to reach. Don't ever tame your demons, but always keep 'em on a leash."

7. "It's not the waking, it's the rising."

8. "I will not as you where you came from, I will not ask you, neither should you."

9. "Babe, there's something so tragic about you, something so magic about you; don't you agree?"

10. "We'll lay here for years or for hours, your hand in my hand, so still and discreet."

11. "Her eyes and words are so icy, oh, but she burns like rum on fire."

12. "I've no language left to say it, all I do is crave to her."

13. "Honey, you're familiar like my mirror years ago."

14. "'Cause there's no better love that's laid beside me. There's no better love that justifies me, there's no better."

15. Give your heart and soul to charity 'cause the rest of you, the best of you, honey, belongs to me."

16. "'Cause with my mid-youth crisis all said and done, I need to be youthfully felt, 'cause God I never felt young."

17. "You and I nursing on a poison that never stung, our teeth and lungs are lined with the scum of it."

18. "There's an art to life's distractions; to somehow escape the burn weight. The art of scraping through."

19. "I turned and ran to save a life I didn't have."

20. "My lover's got humor, she's the giggle at a funeral. Knows everybody's disapproval, I should've worshipped her sooner."

21. "We tried the world, good God, it wasn't for us."

What came first: The chicken or the egg?

1. Is water wet?

2. Is a hot dog a sandwich?

3. Does a straw have two holes or one?

4. Is cereal considered soup?

5. Is a thumb a finger?

6. If you are at a restaurant and your waiter doesn't come back, are you the waiter?

7. Last but not least, which came first — the chicken or the egg?

18 objectives that need to be won before I can be tried as an adult.

Graduate in the top 20 of my class.

Get accepted into the WVU Reed College of Media.

Land a spot in the trumpet section at WVU.

Win Homecoming King.

Participate in the Fall Play & Spring Musical.

Obtain a CTE Certificate in Broadcasting Communications.

Pass my AP Tests.

Improve my photography skills.

Form an organization method that works for me.

Make great memories with my best friends.

Make someone feel special.

Let my creativity out into my daily life.

Write frequently.

Practice videography.

Paint more often.

Move out of my room.

Not care what others think about me as much.

Make sure I don't get caught up in meaningless high school drama.

Finish this article.

If it doesn't take you a full hour, you're doing it wrong.

1. The "welp"

2. The hugs

3. The walk to the door

4. The doorway chat

5. The "we really should be going"

6. The second round of hugs

7. The hand on the doorknob

8. The slow open conversation

9. The window wave

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