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31 Halloween Costumes That Should Make You Scared

Who was paid to think of these costumes? Who paid to wear them?

EmKam
Oct 06, 2014
Miami University
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31 Halloween Costumes That Should Make You Scared

1. Sexy Lorax

Something tells me that when Dr. Seuss asked, "Why fit in when you were born to stand out?" he wasn't looking at this costume. 

2. Cookie Monster

Nothing says terrifying quite like a floating blue head. I would not be sharing my last cookie with this guy.

3. Sexy Ernie

Nothing says goodbye to your childhood quite like a sexy Sesame Street costume.

4. Sexy Big Bird

Putting a small hat on a dress does not a costume make.

5. American Apparel's Bat

The model is instantly regretting this photo.

6. Dalmatian

One very ruff costume indeed. 

7. Sexy Olaf

It's no secret that I'm in love with Disney's Frozen. Some costume are worth splurging on...just maybe not this one.

8. LMFAO

LMFAO...no. Just, no.

9. Mexican Guy

It's never okay to turn someone's culture into a costume. Period.

10. Red Dragon Lady

Still definitely not okay.

11. Missing Milk Carton

I'm sure you'll regret having to keep that on your head all night before you finish your first drink.

12. Baby in a Blanket

Terrifying, absolutely terrifying.

13. Cry Baby

The words "sexy" and "baby" should never be used together in this context. Ever.

14. Naughty Nem Oh

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming...away from this costume. 

15. Sexy Gum

A short bodycon dress with a logo should not be a costume.

16. Sexy Jolly Rancher

Not...

17. Sexy Gumball Machine

.....a.....

18. Sexy Banana

...costume.

19. Adam and Eve

Anyone else feeling like this costume's a sin?

20. Ghost

Not only will you ruin a perfectly good bed sheet, but you will likely be the most cliche costume at your party. At that point, just ditch the duvet and go as yourself.

21. Bed Bug

Maybe dress as something that doesn't immediately evoke disgust and the instinct to take you outside?

22. Robert E. Lee

General rule of thumb: If you have to explain it, it isn't worth it.

23. Extreme 70s

I get the impulse. The 70s are stereo-typically known for being sexy, suave, and seemingly devoid of rules. But avoid over-committing.  The combination of brings, platforms, and mustache make this costume more creepy than cute.

24. Turkey

Points for creativity but demerits for dignity and comfort. 

25. "This is my costume" Shirts

To be fair, these shirts are pretty hit-or-miss. Casual thing or handing out candy? Totally fine. Costume party you've known about for weeks? Probably not.

And just because it takes a special amount of effort to mess up a pet or baby costume...

26. Turkey Baby

Do you see the look on that baby's face? Pure terror from realizing his life depends on the people that put him in this costume.

27. Trojan Baby

No. Just...no. This costume is in no way appropriate for a child.

28. Hannibal Lecter

That seems a bit...intense.

29. Baby Stripper

?????

30. Puppy Stripper

Who even thinks to put fake boobs on a dog?

31. Sexy School Puppy

She is nailing it with that pose, but look into those sad eyes; no doubt judging her owner. 

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