If you are anything like me, Disney movies were a staple in your childhood. I have such fond memories of curling up on the couch and delving into the magic and wonder of these films. But now as a college student, I have the opportunity to look at them in a new light. So here are six Disney movies that are my personal favorite and the lessons I see them teaching:
1. Snow White
Several things can be taken away from this classic movie: don't eat apples from creepy old women because it'll probably be poisoned, don't go into the dark woods, short people are our friends, and have no sense of self-urgency. Instead, let a prince solve your problems. Also, whistling while working is a good way to pass the time.
2. Tangled
I didn't even know anything except a fire could smolder, much less a handsome face. Who can forget the smolder of Flynn Ryder?
And remember that mother knows best, especially if she kidnaps you, keeps you locked in a tower, and is using your hair to achieve immortality. It comes from a place of love.
3. Hercules
If you want people to like you, get really ripped and beautiful. Nobody wants to be friends with a zero when they can be friends with a hero. Finding a magic horse and five women who'll chronicle your journey via song is a real plus.
4. Little Mermaid
Selling your soul to a satanic octopus lady is okay as long as it secures you a rich bachelor. And don't be afraid to give up your entire livelihood for a man; they love it when you do stuff like that. Also, don't listen to your parents and run away from home when you don't get your way because it'll totally work out in the end.
5. Mary Poppins
If you ever are in charge of children, take them onto the rooftop. Children love dancing on rooftops, especially if there is a gaggle of jolly chimney sweeps partaking because chimney fumes definitely aren't bad to inhale. Sass out the parents if they question what you are doing. It's a free country.
6. Cinderella
If people are bullying you, don't do anything. Don't stand up for yourself. Don't fight for your rights. Just do as you are told, because a miracle worker will eventually find you and give you your happily ever after.
Remember: a man is the only way you will every be happy and until you find him, stick to house work and befriending mice.