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18 Thoughts Makeup Fanatics Have About The Shane Dawson X Jeffree Star Collection

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18 Thoughts Makeup Fanatics Have About The Shane Dawson X Jeffree Star Collection

YouTube star and beauty guru Shane Dawson and Jeffree Star have announced the official release date of their cosmetics line Conspiracy Collection! Every fan is steadily preparing for the November 1 launch. I just know we're all thinking the same thing as we get closer to the big day. Can we get a moment of silence for how iconic this collaboration is? Without further ado, here are 18 thoughts every makeup fanatic had when learning the release date of the collection.

1. I should save my debit card info on my computer?

So you can buy your favorite items as soon as they're released.

2. What is James Charles thinking right now?

Photo courtesy of James Charles on YouTube

His silence is deafening.

3. It's probably all going to sell out in five seconds, right?

THE ANXIETY!

4. Do I really want the Shane Glossin' gloss because I like the gloss or because I like the name?

Photo courtesy of shane on YouTube

Come on, it was pretty clever.

5. I see why they decided to release this on November 1, a Halloween-themed palette is tacky.

6. Should I call my bank?

Photo courtesy of shane on YouTube

Would my family judge me if I wore the Trisha shade to Thanksgiving dinner?

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Well, who's going to stop me from rocking that sparkly pink shade?

Shane should've named a shade after the Chuck E. Cheese pizza conspiracy. I'm a creative genius.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNuKpwX6Tz4

We need to give more credit to Jeffree's team and Andrew!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MoDGIkAudI

Props to everybody who could make this collection possible!

Speaking of Andrew, I wonder if he's going to dabble in makeup since he has a lipstick named after him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdY2a3AHpBw&t=2396s

I'm in love with this packaging. If they went with that original package, I would not have been amused.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ_h3bnwoAM

How could Shane even worry about nobody wanting this collection? Everybody's talking about it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNuKpwX6Tz4

I could not imagine a world where Shane Dawson would flop.

Jeffree is the best businessman ever.

https://www.insider.com/video-shane-dawson-jeffree-star-armed-guards-youtube-documentary-series-2019-10

Somebody get him to help me with my marketing and advertising classes.

I can't wait for the makeup tutorials using this palette. "Today I'll be dipping into shade 'Tanacon' and blending it out into the crease." So iconic.

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That series was the best marketing campaign for a collection of products I've ever seen!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=118&v=9MoDGIkAudI

It's so rare to see this level of creativity and dedication to content.

I've been waiting for so long for Shane to make a palette!

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Jeffree and Shane, take my money!

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So beyond excited for the Conspiracy collection to release on Friday!

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