PSA: There's currently a solar storm occurring. Symptoms associated with this include disrupted sleep pattern, fatigue, extreme thirst or hunger, irritability, and technology basically shits the bed. The list goes on. So, if you needed a scapegoat for your personality lately, here you have it. You definitely don't have an attitude problem, you're only being a complete bitch because your electromagnetic field is being seriously fucked with. It's like mercury is in retrograde, but like, with more science and shit behind it. While your slumped over your work desk wishing that you had an IV of coffee flowing into your bloodstream, it's like totally fine because you have such a legit excuse. Here's some examples of how it's not your fault, it's the universe's:
Disrupted Sleep Pattern
"No, I'm not still awake because I'm scrolling on my phone. It's the solar storm. Duh."
Extreme Hunger or Thirst
Go ahead. Have that third margarita. It's not your fault you're so damn thirsty. Same goes for the free chips the waiter keeps refilling.
GPS Not Working
"Ugh, I like tried to hard to meet you there but the solar storm is totally screwing with my GPS so, like, I couldn't come :( "
Technology Being a Piece of Shit
"It's not my fault I'm late to work, Karen. My alarm clock didn't go off because, like, the solar storm. The universe is actually out to get me??????"
Irritability
You're not a bitch. It's the solar storm and what not knocking at your electromagnetic field. Go home and take a nap, you deserve it.
