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Poetry On Odyssey: An Internet Carol

Carol's posting memes!

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Poetry On Odyssey: An Internet Carol

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Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and all the Christmas posts.

Now let's list all these Christmas boats.

Gary's grabbed a garden ornament for his lawn, yawn.

Emma from English is Engaged and posting clickbait.

Uncle Bobbie bought a bulldog, and broke is Christmas lights.

And Carol's posting memes!

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Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and all the Christmas posts.

Be sure to thank all your Christmas party hosts!

Now let's list all these Christmas boats.

Hailey hid her presents and hacked her ex's page.

Aunt Linda liked a leaked pic of herself in a Christmas sweater.

Cousin Sam sang sleigh bells on his live stream that no one really watched.

And Carol's posting memes!

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Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and all the Christmas posts.

Sarah sent a spam mail through all her dm box.

Charlie choked on a corn-cob at Aunt Crystal's house.

But remember that this time of year is to spread Christmas cheer! All the insta-models and all that Facebook likes have waited all year long to sing this yuletide song.

And Carol's posting memes!

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