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9 Major League Baseball Players That Hit A Total Home Run In The Looks Department

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9 Major League Baseball Players That Hit A Total Home Run In The Looks Department

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I've been a sports girl my entire life. I would watch and love anything sports-related. So, naturally, all my “crushes" came from sports. I was in love with anyone and everyone from David Freese to Kurt Warner. You name them and I (probably) loved them.

But, take it from me when I say I know good looking baseball players. I've probably been to a thousand Cardinals games starting when I was just a wee six-month-old baby. That's when I first started scouting them out to be my potential future husband. So without further ado, I present to you nine MLB players that are just scrumdiddlyumptious!

1. Scott Kingery

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Scott Kingery is my number one, my main man, the father of my children. OK, maybe not that last one, but a girl can dream, right? Number four at bat and you already know, number one in my heart.

2. Dansby Swanson

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OK, now Dansby is a completely different story than Scott Kingery. Scotty is cute, and Dansby is HOT. H-O-T hot! Fiery spicy, hot tamale! And although he has a girlfriend (US soccer player Mallory Pugh to be exact), we can all visit him in our dreams because let's face it, we will never be cuter than they are.

3. Christian Yelich

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If you like Pete Davidson, you will LOVE Yelich. Plus, he was an ESPN body issue athlete. (You can view that glory here!)

4. Bryce Harper

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Now, I'm not a girl that normally likes a big bushy beard or any beard for that matter. BUT, there is just something about Bryce Harper, maybe it's the fact that he is SUCH a good player... or maybe its because he has a nice booty.

5. Cole Tucker

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EVERYTHING about Cole Tucker is perfect. The hair, the smile, the height, and did I mention the smile? Anyways, this man seems like he would just light up any room that he walked into.

6. Harrison Bader

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Harrison Bader will always have a special place in my heart. I can remember the day that he started in St. Louis, and every girl in Missouri fell in love with him, including me.

7. JD Martinez

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If you're into scruff, JD Martinez is your man. Plus, he plays for Boston, which makes him 10 times hotter.

8. Matt Carpenter

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I have been in love with Matt Carpenter for FOREVER. Seriously, I remember in sixth grade when I had to sing the National Anthem with my choir (I didn't actually sing but rather mouthed the words), and Matt Carpenter smiled at me as I walked on. He then gave me a high five as I walked off, and I remember thinking that I was gonna marry him after that. Little do you know, I am not married to him, but you get the point. He is, in my opinion, the most lovable Cardinals player.

9. Nick Solak

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This is a man I would bring home to my parents. A true Midwest boy according to Google. He has to be a sweetheart if he came from Illinois. A nice "Ope. Sorry let me just squeeze right past ya!" is all I need to fall in love with this man. Plus, he's young, so he is seriously perfect.

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9 Major League Baseball Players That Hit A Total Home Run In The Looks Department

One player for each inning!

1. Scott Kingery

2. Dansby Swanson

3. Christian Yelich

4. Bryce Harper

5. Cole Tucker

6. Harrison Bader

7. JD Martinez

8. Matt Carpenter

9. Nick Solak

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

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It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

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