The College of Charleston has been making a lot of decisions recently, many of them frowned upon. I am currently sitting in one of my classes where a professor of mine gave me an 85% on a paper written about why I took the class. Clearly, my no-tolerance mode has been turned on and in full force. So, as I sit here in a class I only took for an elective credit, I have decided to take this time to write a few Haikus about my feelings towards CofC.
1.
What is mental health?
“We have to cancel fall break...
To make more money”
What executives of Charleston must be thinking
2.
Want to hear a joke?
“Helping students to succeed"
, The Chem Department
-From an outside observer
3.
Want to do some math?
Are you more likely to fail
With a younger prof?
-Power trips
4.
When graduating
Should actually be called
Charleston shuffle
-Old men in suits holding the deck
5.
“Let's cancel fall break
And hold class on Sunday too...
The kids will love us"
-Satan
6.
Peace and Love, Haikus
From a salty undergrad
Just trying to pass