14 Guys You See On Tinder And Swipe, Like Queen Bey Says, 'To The Left, To The Left'
Start writing a post
Relationships

14 Guys You See On Tinder And Swipe, Like Queen Bey Says, 'To The Left, To The Left'

Don't waste your time and right swipes these bad guys. You deserve so much more.

586
14 Guys You See On Tinder And Swipe, Like Queen Bey Says, 'To The Left, To The Left'
Columbia Records

Tinder is a popular way to find attractive people in your area. It has even lead to long-term relationships and marriages. In colleges, it’s mostly used for hookups and an elaborate game of hot-or-not. Based on several photos and a short bio, one is able to connect with those around you by simply swiping left for no and right for yes.

Here are 14 people you should absolutely, without a doubt, swipe left on.

1. Your neighbor

Yes, he’s hot. Yes, you really want to. But if things don’t work out you’ll have the chance of running into him every day. The cons greatly outweigh the risks.

2. The guy who’s first message is “you wanna hook up?”

He knows what he wants, and it's not to introduce you to his mom. He won't care about you or your feelings. Don't let him waste your time.

3. The guy from your class who you have a huge crush on

A wise man once said, don't meet your heroes. Here the correct phrase would be "don't meet hot guys you've never interacted with because they're rarely how you imagined them."

4. Your ex

It’s tempting to swipe right, just to find out if he did too. Either you’ll be upset that he didn’t swipe on you, or there’ll be a horribly cringy moment where the two of you match and neither of you will know what to say.

5. Your ex’s best friend

You could swipe right on them to get on your ex’s nerves, but what if you end up actually liking the dude? Could you handle the awkwardness of the whole situation? It’ better not to find out.

6. Your old RM

You always kind of had a crush on the guy, but then you remember swiping right on hip will mean you over shacking at your old dorm.

7. One of your friend's current boyfriends

Yeah, those ARE current pictures of him. Do you tell her and ruin their relationship? Regardless, you take screenshots.

8. The frat boy that isn't as cool as his brothers, but he thinks he is

Yeah, he’s in a frat, but he’s probably a legacy. His brothers likely just tolerate him. And it’s not even a cool frat.

9. The catfish that only post pictures with his one hot friend.

One of them is cute, but the other... is not. There’s no way to tell who’s profile it is, but chances are it’s not the charming, tanned hunk.

10. The couple looking for a threesome

They’re straightforward and to the point without ever showing their faces. Easiest swipe left (unless you’re into that).

11. The guy whose idea of a romantic date is going DT then going to Cookout after.

If you make the mistake of meeting, he’s probably in a frat and will refuse to use a condom.

12. The guy you match with, even though he’s 3,000 miles away

Your max distance is 15 Miles, but this guy is in England. You still don’t get how that happened.

13. He seems really nice, but then says he just wants a hookup

He asked about your major and calls you babe, but soon it’ll just turn into him harassing you for nudes. Save your peace of mind and right swipe.

14. The guy who makes you delete the app

And you can take that whichever way you want.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Health and Wellness

5 Simple Ways To Give Yourself Grace, Especially When Life Gets Hard

Grace begins with a simple awareness of who we are and who we are becoming.

1848
Photo by Brooke Cagle on Unsplash

If there's one thing I'm absolutely terrible at, it's giving myself grace. I'm easily my own worst critic in almost everything that I do. I'm a raging perfectionist, and I have unrealistic expectations for myself at times. I can remember simple errors I made years ago, and I still hold on to them. The biggest thing I'm trying to work on is giving myself grace. I've realized that when I don't give myself grace, I miss out on being human. Even more so, I've realized that in order to give grace to others, I need to learn how to give grace to myself, too. So often, we let perfection dominate our lives without even realizing it. I've decided to change that in my own life, and I hope you'll consider doing that, too. Grace begins with a simple awareness of who we are and who we're becoming. As you read through these five affirmations and ways to give yourself grace, I hope you'll take them in. Read them. Write them down. Think about them. Most of all, I hope you'll use them to encourage yourself and realize that you are never alone and you always have the power to change your story.

Keep Reading... Show less
Entertainment

Breaking Down The Beginning, Middle, And End of Netflix's Newest 'To All The Boys' Movie

Noah Centineo and Lana Condor are back with the third and final installment of the "To All The Boys I've Loved Before" series

303947
Netflix

Were all teenagers and twenty-somethings bingeing the latest "To All The Boys: Always and Forever" last night with all of their friends on their basement TV? Nope? Just me? Oh, how I doubt that.

I have been excited for this movie ever since I saw the NYC skyline in the trailer that was released earlier this year. I'm a sucker for any movie or TV show that takes place in the Big Apple.

Keep Reading... Show less
Lifestyle

4 Ways To Own Your Story, Because Every Bit Of It Is Worth Celebrating

I hope that you don't let your current chapter stop you from pursuing the rest of your story.

190567
Photo by Manny Moreno on Unsplash

Every single one of us has a story.

I don't say that to be cliché. I don't say that to give you a false sense of encouragement. I say that to be honest. I say that to be real.

Keep Reading... Show less
Politics and Activism

How Young Feminists Can Understand And Subvert The Internalized Male Gaze

Women's self-commodification, applied through oppression and permission, is an elusive yet sexist characteristic of a laissez-faire society, where women solely exist to be consumed. (P.S. justice for Megan Fox)

92735
Paramount Pictures

Within various theories of social science and visual media, academics present the male gaze as a nebulous idea during their headache-inducing meta-discussions. However, the internalized male gaze is a reality, which is present to most people who identify as women. As we mature, we experience realizations of the perpetual male gaze.

Keep Reading... Show less
Lifestyle

It's Important To Remind Yourself To Be Open-Minded And Embrace All Life Has To Offer

Why should you be open-minded when it is so easy to be close-minded?

286102

Open-mindedness. It is something we all need a reminder of some days. Whether it's in regards to politics, religion, everyday life, or rarities in life, it is crucial to be open-minded. I want to encourage everyone to look at something with an unbiased and unfazed point of view. I oftentimes struggle with this myself.

Keep Reading... Show less
Swoon

14 Last Minute Valentine's Day Gifts Your S.O. Will Love

If they love you, they're not going to care if you didn't get them some expensive diamond necklace or Rolex watch; they just want you.

172246

Let me preface this by saying I am not a bad girlfriend.

I am simply a forgetful one.

Keep Reading... Show less
Student Life

10 Helpful Tips For College Students Taking Online Courses This Semester

Here are several ways to easily pass an online course.

114736
Photo by Vlada Karpovich on Pexels

With spring semester starting, many college students are looking to take courses for the semester. With the pandemic still ongoing, many students are likely looking for the option to take online courses.

Online courses at one time may have seemed like a last minute option for many students, but with the pandemic, they have become more necessary. Online courses can be very different from taking an on-campus course. You may be wondering what the best way to successfully complete an online course is. So, here are 10 helpful tips for any student who is planning on taking online courses this semester!

Keep Reading... Show less
Lifestyle

Take A Look At The Extravagant Lane Woods Jewelry Collection For Valentine's Gift Ideas

So if you are currently looking to purchase jewelry for yourself or as a romantic gift for your S.O., you should definitely look at the marvelous and ornately designed Lane Woods Jewelry collection

335093

Just like diamonds are a girl's best friend, so are pearls, rubies, gold, emeralds, and any type of luxurious jewelry you can get your hands on! A woman is incomplete without a piece of jewelry on her and it is a gorgeous accessory required for all occasions. So if you are currently looking to purchase jewelry for yourself or as a romantic gift for your S.O., you should definitely look at the marvelous and ornately designed Lane Woods Jewelry collection.

Keep Reading... Show less
Facebook Comments