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16 'Golden Girls' Quotes That Are Still Golden In 2019

Blanche, Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia..four unique middle aged women from different backgrounds under one roof.

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16 'Golden Girls' Quotes That Are Still Golden In 2019

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One of the greatest shows of all time (at least in my opinion) is Golden Girls. I was not born yet when it first aired in 1985, but thankfully it is on Hulu. Here are just some of the many quotes from the series's seven-year run.

"Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping." — Blanche Devereaux

"Go to sleep sweetheart. Pray for brains." — Dorothy Zbornak

"Dorothy, was Sophia naked just now, or does her dress really need ironing." — Rose Nylund

"People waste their time pondering whether a glass if half empty of half full. Me, I just drink whatever's in the glass." — Sophia Petrillo

"I've been having a good time, and there wasn't even a man in the room." —Blanche Devereaux

"As they say in St. Olaf, Helgenbargenflergenflurfennerfen." — Rose Nylund

"Have I given you any indication that I care?" — Sophia Petrillo

"I'm as jumpy as a virgin in a prison rodeo." — Blanche Devereaux

"Blanche, I could get herpes listening to this story." — Dorothy Zbornak

 "I had a knack for coming up with the firmest, most appealing yams." — Rose Nylund

 "No, I will not have a nice day!" — Dorothy Zbornak

 "Look, you didn't ask for my opinion, but I'm old, so I'm giving it anyway." — Sophia Petrillo

 "There is a fine line between having a good time and being a wanton slut. My toe has been on that line." — Blanche Devereaux

 "You'll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a slight stroke a few years ago which rendered her totally annoying."  — Dorothy Zbornak

 "Everybody likes me."  — Rose Nylund

 "Silly rabbi. Tricks are for kids."  — Sophia Petrillo

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