Everyone has moments of pure sass in their lives, but some of us are sassy as a full-time job.

I mean everyone needs someone in their life to keep them entertained during boring meetings or late nights being stuck awake studying. If you're that person who is chronically sassy, you know these things to be true but you still just don't care.

1. You have a comeback for everything.

They can call you the comeback queen. You're welcome.

2. You're fluent in sarcasm.

Yes, you are always sarcastic.

3. Which leads to people thinking you're an a**hole.

Is this supposed to be an insult?

4. Getting shocked looks from people everytime you open your mouth no longer surprises you.

Yeah, you did just say that out loud.

5. You have a natural gift of saying hilarious things at the most inappropriate times.

They're right, you probably should've waited to say that after the funeral.

6. People don't know when to take you seriously.

Good luck!

7. Your mom gave up on asking you to quit being sassy long ago.

She learned that it was a lost cause. They'll learn too.

8. You don't have a filter over the things you say.

Was that inappropriate?

9. Saying "no I'm not mad, that's just my face" has become a normal response when someone asks you about your resting b*tch face.

RBF for life.

10. What are feelings?

Lol, it's cute they think you have feelings.

11. Everyone refers to your soul as missing or black.

You probably have one. Somewhere.

12. Your friends or coworkers have to beg you not to talk to them during class or meetings.

It's not your fault they couldn't laugh quietly.

13. Being blunt and calling someone out for their sh*t isn't difficult for you.

You wouldn't have to call them out if they weren't dumb.

14. People have difficulty telling when they should take you seriously.

Well were you being serious?

15. You've probably said "sorry not sorry" at least twice today.

They were thinking it, you just said it.

16. When someone tells you they don't like you, you respond with "your loss".

You won't lose sleep over it.

17. You really don't care what other's think about you.

Their opinions literally mean nothing to you.

18. Admitting when you're wrong isn't easy for you.

Even when you're wrong, you're right.

19. You avoid drama.

You don't have time for that.

20. You find it adorable when someone tries to "out sass" you.

Honey, that's cute.

21. You've said, "you can't take sarcasm, I don't think this will work out." at the beginning of nearly every new relationship.

*hair flip*