This is an article dedicated to that guy/girl. You know, the one who is sarcastic at just the right moment in each and every conversation.The one people appreciate simply because they make them feel extremely uncomfortable and somewhat amused at the same time.
Clearly,without you no one would even be able to go about their day without your wonderful mocking nature. Ha, there is that sarcasm everyone loves. We understand this form of speaking is literally the only way of saying what you have to say without the threat of prison time in your future. And, please. There's no need to pop, lock and drop that attitude as you agree to these gifs:
1. When someone gloats about how great their diet is going and you are sitting in the corner eating your Chipotle burrito like:
2. When you can’t get into the club that you've been waiting 40 minutes to get into and you think to yourself, this night was a total waste of makeup.
3. As you get to work you painstakingly realize it's just hell with florescent lighting.
4. Having a hectic day and someone adds a, you look terrible did you not get sleep last night. No not tired, just have been in a bad mood for 20 years.
5. When your friend is crying about her boyfriend liking some other girl's Instagram post and you're sitting there trying not to say the wrong thing, so you simply just:
6. Hanging at a bar with friends and a drunken guy screaming about tacos comes up to you. You give him the look down and say did I mention the kick in the groin you will be receiving if you touch me?
7. Wanting revenge, is that so wrong?
8. Arriving at a party with friends and announcing sarcastically how your presence is blessing everyone and getting stares like:
9. If anyone tells you to be yourself, well that is the worst advice they could have ever given you.
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10. When people tell you you’re sarcastic:
11. Accused of having a fresh mouth by your parents when you say a sarcastic remark.
12. Being considered the mean girl by people you just met when you thought you were being hilarious, like c’mon I mean you are?
13. People encourage you to go on tangents especially when it is about something you hate.
14. Driving. You know what you do while driving. Sarcastically talk to the other person who’s driving likes a grandma and you say things. Mean things.
15. Your tone of voice can change a, oh yeah I've totally heard of that, to a, are you kidding me I don’t even know a quarter of the meaning behind that.
16. When someone asks you to do something for them:
17. Your sarcasm sometimes reaches a level where you don’t even know if you're kidding anymore.
18. People will sometimes take your sarcasm as you agreeing with them and you're just like:
19. Some people will think you're being hilarious, but really you're just telling the truth.
20. With your trait of being sarcastic your knowledge is also intact because to say something in return you have to know your stuff.
