I am absolutely positively stoked for a Trump presidency!

See I'm a big fan of Karma. What goes around comes around, circle of life, and all that jazz.
So, in case you haven't heard, I am not the biggest fan of Trump supporters and, funny enough, electing Trump will be the best way to spite them.

The bulk of Trump supporters are lower educated lap dogs praying every night for Trump to visit them so they can lube up and grab their ankles (if you doubt me I'll post a few of their quotes at the end of this article) so it is understandable that they wouldn't be able to pick up on this but, in America, the President has to go through Congress to get laws done. That Mexican Wall and Muslim Ban? Sorry Trump, you need Congress.

Here's a bit of good news for those of you who worry about Trump destroying America, Congress is currently made up of a group of people that Trump has built his entire campaign bashing, Republicans. Specifically, Republicans who are completely untouched by the radical mouth foaming dogs that make up the Trump camp.

So where does this leave us?

Well, Trump will have two options. He can abandon the vast majority of his proposals and bend to the establishment for the sake of getting things done or he can double down on his proposals and shut down the government and go down as a horrible president because, honestly, who do you think the media and population are going to side with?

Either way it will leave Trump supporters running around like headless chickens, clucking and screaming about how their god has been betrayed and that, to me, is worth the Trump presidency.

As for the love letters they've been writing.

"When Trump carries every state in the biggest presidential landslide in U.S history Americans will weep tears of joy for finally having an American president worthy of this nation."