1. Skinny Pop

Low calorie, non-microwavable popcorn is a college essential when you feel like stress eating. Skinny Pop is the freakin' bomb - it's vegan, it tastes good, and they even just came out with a white cheddar flavor! Indulge in an entire family size bag, my friends - it's guilt-free.

2. Movie Theater Butter Microwaveable Popcorn

For the times you feel like stress eating the night before you have three exams and two papers due, Skinny Pop might not cut it. You always need a back-up stash of movie theater butter microwavable popcorn for the stress only heart disease can comfort.

3. Annie's Mac & Cheese Cups

These are ESSENTIAL. First of all, they're organic, so that means they're like way healthier than Kraft Mac & Cheese, right? Second of all, they have a gluten-free option that saves lives. Third, they're great for any meal - breakfast (of champions), lunch, or dinner. And finally, they're portable. You can bring this sh*t to class.

4. Donut Shop K-Cups

Because they're superior to all other coffee k-cups, trust me.

5. Soda

For when you need caffeine but you're sick of coffee.

6. Veggie Straws

These are another good staple that are probably just as bad as potato chips but less guilt-provoking because they have the word "veggie" in them. Personally, I recommend the Sensible Portions Zesty Ranch veggie straws that I definitely do not eat in a sensible portion.

7. Tostito's Hint of Lime Chips (+ Salsa)

6 chips per serving my a**.

8. Bananas

For when you're feeling ~healthy~.

9. Clif Bars

If you're running short on time but don't want to miss a meal, Clif Bars have your back to fill you up.

10. Candy

Specifically Reese's and York Peppermint Patties.