Bacchanal was this past Saturday, and if you're like the majority of students on campus, then you must have participated in some Dionysus-approved activities that your saved Snapchats are filled with. Regrets and hangovers aside, here's everything you did wrong and (maybe?) wish you could take back this week.

1. You woke up early on a Saturday.

2. You woke up early on a Saturday to stand in line for tickets while it was raining.

3. You immediately began drinking right after getting said tickets.

4. Realizing the time, you stuffed yourself with carbs.

5. You head to the person in squad's biggest room and watch an episode of "Broad City".

6. You hit some frats.

7. You tried Everclear again, thinking your morning tolerance is better than your Saturday night tolerance.

8. You were wrong and subsequently started gagging.

9. You moved on to the next frat, and saw some person you hooked up with a while ago.

10. You decide Bacchanal is just code word for NSLOP and you talk to said person.

11. You immediately regret your decision.

12. You and squad heads out to EC/McBain/dorm where you heard there's the latest party.

13. You smoke/eat and become crossed.

14. You check the time: only 12.

15. You keep mixing drinks and whatnot-- you have no idea what is what but you take it.

16. You check the time. It's been ten minutes.

17. Squad decides to head out to Koronets.

18. It stopped raining! It's magically sunny!

19. After the best and quickest bite of pizza you'll ever remember, you head to some nondescript roof and take the only candid pictures you'll have of the day.

20. Everything finally hits you and it's starting to take its toll.

21. Squad starts hitting some other parties again.

22. It's now 2. The group decides 3 is too far away and starts heading to Low now.

23. The music is getting to you as you head over the lawns.

24. You get paranoid as you see public safety and the ticketing people. Am I visibly intoxicated? Will they let me in?

25. They say something to you and you just nod, walking in.

26. You reunite with the group within the pen, hugging and smiling that you made it in.

27. Now the hard part: getting through the crowd.

28. The feeble-minded of your group runs straight in, you lose sight of him.

29. The rest of you start inching your way closer to the middle.

30. You have no idea who is playing, but they're dressed. . nicely?

31. You can't tell if you're making things up or if they're actually saying what you think you're hearing.

32. You're now fully immersed in the crowd. Your group is scattered but still around you.

33. The crowd packs in. You're feeling claustrophobic and finding it difficult to enjoy yourself.

34. Is it you that's leaning on people or are people falling on you?

35. Oh man, who's that guy in a dress? Is he wearing a dress?

36. You get paranoid and start counting the members of your group-- you can't tell whether people are your friends or are just people who look like your friends.

37. Is that a person crowd surfing? I wanna crowd surf.

38. Did that person take their top off? Who keeps pushing me?

39. OMG are these people fucking behind me or are they just grinding extra fast?

40. Oh, so Rae Sremmurd are two brothers.

41. Oh, I know more songs from them than just "No Flex."

42. Wow, how long have I been here?

43. Let's gather squad up and head towards the lawns before we're stuck in this mad crowd trying to get out.

44. Ok squad is out-- well most of them. Whoever's left is a goner tbh.

45. Korenets? No halal? No, Chinese.

46. MORE PARTIES!

47. Did I sober up that fast? Gimme more!

48. Holy shit it's 11pm. I've lasted over 12 hours like this?

49. Imma knock out any second now.

50. Goodni----